Best and Worst movie's out there (0-5 years old)***Updated***

[ACUDANUT]

I watch alot of movies, because TV just sucks...3 minutes of a program and 5 minutes of commercials..I just can't stand it anymore. I need advise of good movies to see, and bad ones to stay away from.
ANYWAY, I Just saw "Fireproof" and it sucked.
To save a life, sucked...Good story line but the acting and directing was poor.

[Ponch ®]

you mean like just plain bad (anything on Lifetime)....or movies that are so bad, they are actually entertaining/fun to watch (Battlefield Earth / Blood For Dracula)?

[bobs66440]

One of the worst movies ever made IMO is "Two Lane Blacktop"    I know, I know, it's a classic car flick with a mega cult following, but WOW! It was BAD! I mean, they didn't even edit out all the mistakes and flubbed lines.  Listen, I'm as much of a car guy as anybody but, yikes! I couldn't even finish it! 


Cool cars though... 

[jb666]

I thought Drive Angry sucked ass.... I know a lot liked it, but I thought it was atrocious. 

I apologized to my wife when it was over for forcing her to sit through it...

[mauve66]

what was that one with all the action hero guys in it that everyone thought would be SOOOOOOO great??  the Expendables??  yeah, they were all expendable as far as i was concerned

[nh_mopar_fan]

First off, here, you dropped this: '

MOVIES.

Nothing is worse than "Signs", a Mel Gibson, M. Night Shyamalan conspiracy to take your money.

Before you start and tell me that it's not about aliens, let me stop you. Yeah, I know it's about finding redemption etc, blah, blah, blah. BUT, when you wrap your message in mutha effing ALIENS, it's really hard to get past the mutha effing ALIENS, ok?

Now that I think about it, other than Sixth Sense and Devil, most M. Night Shyamalan movies have sucked HARD.

[nh_mopar_fan]

But I'm not bitter.....

[68X426]

From 2010: How Do You Know.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341188/

Horrible dialogue, painful plot, it just does not get any worse.  Lost $90 million. Zero, and I mean zero, laughs.

Reece Witherspoon is saving up her nickles and dimes in order to buy all copies of it and burn them.

[Black Charger]

My wife and I saw the recent Seth Rogan movie "Paul" since it was part of a double feature at the local drive-in. It was so terrible that we left after the first half hour of it. Thankfully, it was the second movie and not the first, otherwise we would have had to sit through the whole thing.

[Old Moparz]

I remember when I was a kid my Dad took me to see an H.G. Wells story called "Food of the Gods" at the theater. In most cases, kids never notice bad acting or the general dumbness of a movie, but this one was freaking awful & really sucked. To give you an idea of the degree of dumbness, the movie takes place on an island. Towards the end of the flick, the hero needs to blow up a dam to flood everything on the island in order to save people.  
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074540/


Years later I rented a movie called "Ishtar" because my wife is a Dustin Hoffman fan. This movie, with the exception of one scene in the desert where Hoffman is pretending to be an Arab & negotiating with some villains, is completely unwatchable. Hoffman's made such good movies I have to think he was on drugs when he read the script to this one & thought it was a good idea.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093278/


Now this one is so bad it's completely awesome, "The Toxic Avenger". I have to find a copy so I can get my daughter to see it.  
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090190/

[68coronetGLwannabe]

My wife and I saw the recent Seth Rogan movie "Paul" since it was part of a double feature at the local drive-in. It was so terrible that we left after the first half hour of it. Thankfully, it was the second movie and not the first, otherwise we would have had to sit through the whole thing.

Anything with Seth Rogan is unwatchable !

[Musicman]

The worst P.O.S. I've ever had to witness (Thanks Chuck)... "Agent Red"... Even the guy that made it said it was a P.O.S.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_Red

[hemi68charger]

Mars Attacks..   Sucked bigtime........... And to think it had ALL those big Hollywood stars in it...

[Orange_Crush]

When I was in high school, I dated this SUPER hot girl.  A little 5'1" fair-skinned, blue-eyed brunette.  Her parents were out of town and she had the house to herself, she wanted to go watch a movie and I went along with the full expectation that I would be closing the deal later when I brought her home.

I sat through EXACTLY 40 minutes of the movie before I looked at her and said "I can't watch any more of this shit, this movie is awful!"  She said she wanted to watch it because she thought it was pretty good.  I told her she would have to watch it alone, gave her back the keys to her car (mine was in the shop), went to the box office and called my brother to come get me and even managed to get my money back because the movie was completely unwatchable.

I actually passed up a fine piece of ass because a movie was so bad.

The movie was "Satisfaction" with Justine Bateman.  Marie never talked to me again.

[nh_mopar_fan]

Twenty minutes into Austin Powers (the first one), I was like, "When will this end?"

[4cruzin]

The new Jackass movie I could only take about 20 minutes of and bailed on it.  Terrible stuff IMO.   

[The70RT]

The piranha movie was hideous, the only thing good was the babe shots. It was pretty lame when it showed the penis get devoured.

[ACUDANUT]

BTW, I think all Nicholas Cage movies suck...Or maybe it's just because I think he is such a loser.

[moparstuart]

I watch alot of movies, because TV just sucks...3 minutes of a program and 5 minutes of commercials..I just can't stand it...Any of BAD movies that are 1-3 years old. ??
BTW I think all Nicholas Cage movies suck...Or maybe it's just because I think he is such a loser.

vampires kiss , one of the worst movies i've ever seen

[Brock Samson]

 One movie i detest was 2010 the supposed sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey" . Unwatchable.

[bull]

First off, here, you dropped this: '

MOVIES.

Nothing is worse than "Signs", a Mel Gibson, M. Night Shyamalan conspiracy to take your money.

Before you start and tell me that it's not about aliens, let me stop you. Yeah, I know it's about finding redemption etc, blah, blah, blah. BUT, when you wrap your message in mutha effing ALIENS, it's really hard to get past the mutha effing ALIENS, ok?

Now that I think about it, other than Sixth Sense and Devil, most M. Night Shyamalan movies have sucked HARD.

Yea, I would say The Happening was worse than Signs but neither did much for me. I sort of liked The Village and Unbreakable but it looks like M. Knight is never going to outdo The Sixth Sense. I've ever seen Devil but that wasn't directed by Shyamalan. The Last Airbender was horrible according to many people I know.

[Ponch ®]

One movie i detest was 2010 the supposed sequel to "2001: A Space Odyssey" . Unwatchable.

It kinda sucked but I wouldn't go as far as saying its unwatchable. The book was VERY good, but as always, trying to make movie out of a book doesn't always work.

You know what recent movie I really didn't think was all that great? Avatar.There, I said it. Yeah, lots of innovative and flashy SFX, but the story itself is well worn out and predictable.

[nh_mopar_fan]

First off, here, you dropped this: '

MOVIES.

Nothing is worse than "Signs", a Mel Gibson, M. Night Shyamalan conspiracy to take your money.

Before you start and tell me that it's not about aliens, let me stop you. Yeah, I know it's about finding redemption etc, blah, blah, blah. BUT, when you wrap your message in mutha effing ALIENS, it's really hard to get past the mutha effing ALIENS, ok?

Now that I think about it, other than Sixth Sense and Devil, most M. Night Shyamalan movies have sucked HARD.

Yea, I would say The Happening was worse than Signs but neither did much for me. I sort of liked The Village and Unbreakable but it looks like M. Knight is never going to outdo The Sixth Sense. I've ever seen Devil but that wasn't directed by Shyamalan. The Last Airbender was horrible according to many people I know.

You're right, He wrote it, didn't direct it.

[Just 6T9 CHGR]

The new Jackass movie I could only take about 20 minutes of and bailed on it.  Terrible stuff IMO.  

What?!?!  Try watching it again with 4 or 5 beers in you...I just had to turn away when there was someone puking....cant stomach the sight of that

[PA Dodger]

Maybe its me but I thought "Skyline" bit the big one. I like a good alien movie but this one got lost about 20 minutes in.  Then it kinda looked like they were setting us up for a sequel before they made a good movie to start with.