1 Day Only Employment

[Old Moparz]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, A good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?"

So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

[A383Wing]

or be like "Walter" from Jeff Dunham.....

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, get yer shit and get out"

[leeandgrant]

 

[twodko]

or be like "Walter" from Jeff Dunham.....

"Welcome to Wal-Mart, get yer shit and get out"

"Dumb Ass".............love Jeff Dunham especially the toasted terrorist, "Silence! I kill you!"

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[Rubberduck]

Great 

[Kern Dog]

I'm a little suspicious that this was a joke, but if it really happened, Heck YEAH !! I love it!

[Darkman]

I'm a little suspicious that this was a joke

Really? 

[Budnicks]

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