They sent my Census form back!!

[Tilar]

Guess they can't take a joke...

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',

I put ... '12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable idiots, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 51,200 inmates in our 33 penal establishments in Ohio, leftovers from Katrina, part of Mexico, much of the Congress & staff, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!'

... Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.   

[A383Wing]

 

reminds me of the letter I want to send to the IRS:

"I wish to cancel my subscription, please remove my name from your mailing list"

I don't think that one would go over well either

[stripedelete]

Guess they can't take a joke...

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',

I put ... '12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable idiots, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 51,200 inmates in our 33 penal establishments in Ohio, leftovers from Katrina, part of Mexico, much of the Congress & staff, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!'

... Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.   

Now that's funny!!

[A383Wing]

Now that's funny!!

and sadly, very true

[Tilar]

reminds me of the letter I want to send to the IRS:

"I wish to cancel my subscription, please remove my name from your mailing list"

I don't think that one would go over well either

Sounds good in theory! 

[69rtse4spd]

 :smilingly:, how very true indeed, what would happen if everone answered like that.

[1970Moparmann]

Guess they can't take a joke...

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',

I put ... '12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable idiots, the cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 51,200 inmates in our 33 penal establishments in Ohio, leftovers from Katrina, part of Mexico, much of the Congress & staff, most of the Senate and a Muslim President!'

... Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.   

Amen brother!