Responsible Texan

[nh_mopar_fan]

Responsible Texan..................




While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grand River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...

[68coronetGLwannabe]

 

[Tilar]

 

[Al]

 

[Dennis K]

I would have thrown them a rope. One end for each of them.