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Not a crime story... Not Bull either...

Started by Charger71, January 12, 2006, 11:29:36 PM

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Charger71

January 12, 2006, 11:29:36 PM
It must be real slow news in Great Falls, MT.   I saw on CNN that a cow escaped the local slaughter house.  The cow was on the lam from police and citizens for 6 hours.   I heard the cow even managed to stay alert despite 3 tranquilizers...  Finally, the cow was corraled and will live out it's life naturally.

It really happened.   No Bull.

Now, doesn't that story beat the ones about crime???

Charger71

hemihead

#1
January 12, 2006, 11:35:29 PM
Exactly right, no Bull, It was a cow!  :icon_smile_big:
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bull

#2
January 12, 2006, 11:36:14 PM
No bull?

TruckDriver

#3
January 13, 2006, 12:06:26 AM
PETE

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Silver R/T

#4
January 13, 2006, 12:19:22 AM
they aint gonna kill it?
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Telvis

#5
January 13, 2006, 12:32:07 AM
Moo. :icon_smile_big:

Mopar440+6

#6
January 13, 2006, 11:05:45 AM
Quote from: Silver R/T on January 13, 2006, 12:19:22 AMthey aint gonna kill it?

Can't believe Im agreeing with Silver but TURN THE FREAKIN THING INTO BURGER! I want me a steak! :icon_smile_approve: (No offense to those of you who do not eat meat.)
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Charger_Fan

#7
January 13, 2006, 12:48:51 PM
I dunno, if they made it into steaks now, those 3 tranquilizers might have you asleep at the dinner table. :sleep:

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#8
January 13, 2006, 02:10:28 PM
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
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dkn1997

#9
January 13, 2006, 05:03:04 PM
the cow was on the lam?  funny visual.

old bull and young bull on top of the hill, several cows at the bottom.  young bull says "dad, how about  we run down there and F&^! one of those cows?"  old bull says "how about we walk down there and F^%! them all"

two cannibals eat a clown, and the one cannibal says to the other: "did he taste funny to you?"   anyway......
RECHRGED

Silver R/T

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January 13, 2006, 08:31:59 PM
lol
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#12
January 15, 2006, 03:11:19 AM
That's happened here a couple times in over the past 20 years.....no big thang....but funny to watch.  One guy who met up with the last bull that got out....got one of the bulls horns rammed trough his front fender.....sucks to be him!  :rotz:

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