Need some photoshopping for a prank

[Drache]

Backstory:
There is a LOT of Marmots here at work. If you drive on site and don't run over a marmot then you're intentionally missing them.

There is an elderly worker here who HATES Marmots. I mean he will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a large rock to plug each Marmot hole he can find. He once spent 30 minutes with a shovel filling in two marmot holes which the marmots cleared back out before his shift was even over.

If he sees a marmot he will stop with whatever he's doing and try chasing the marmot while throwing small rocks at them.

The rest of the employees decided to play a "prank" on him.

The "Prank":
I'm looking for someone to do some photoshopping for me. There are three parts but if only one can be done in time then the first one is the most important.

1) Take a picture of a Marmot standing up on his hind feet and photoshop a rebel flag on a pole in one arm, a musket in the other, and a rebel cap on his head with the words "We will never surrender" underneath the marmot.

Or instead a little german helmet, German flag, and K98 instead which might work better along with number 2.

But please no swastikas

Here's a picture that I found that might work:
http://www.mccroan.com/images/Colorado-2008/694%20yellow-bellied%20marmot.jpg

2) A WWII german propaganda poster with a marmot instead of a german soldier.

3) a document declaring war from the Marmots to this elderly gentleman (can provide name)

The Crappy Part:
We would like to get this prank done ASAP.

[skip68]

Awww, cute critter. Never heard of it. Looks like a cross between a prairie dog and beaver.    Do they do alot of damage? Mrs.skip68

[Drache]

Awww, cute critter. Never heard of it. Looks like a cross between a prairie dog and beaver.   Do they do alot of damage? Mrs.skip68

Generally no, but a large one can get to be about 12 lbs and they breed like rabbits (one male marmot can have up to four females living with him to breed with  ). They have been known though to crawl into the underside of a car and chew on wires. Although none of these have done so.

[Just 6T9 CHGR]

Seriously bro WTF is a Marmot???

Is it sort of like these MF'ers we have here in NYC?

[oldgold69]

they look like ground hogs / woodchuck   i thought porcupines ate wires and radiator hoses

[Drache]

Seriously bro WTF is a Marmot???

Is it sort of like these MF'ers we have here in NYC?

A Marmot is a member of the squirrel family just like gophers. In essence it's a 12lb gopher.