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A Blonde In Church

Started by Old Moparz, June 21, 2011, 03:42:33 PM

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Old Moparz

June 21, 2011, 03:42:33 PM
A preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was  quiet.

Then slowly, a gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the  sheets."
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Budnicks

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July 07, 2011, 10:55:17 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on June 21, 2011, 03:42:33 PM
A preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven, and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was  quiet.

Then slowly, a gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic, rose from the pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the  sheets."
That's funny...
"fill your library before you fill your garage"   Budnicks

1969chargerrtse

#3
July 10, 2011, 08:55:44 AM
Hey, mind if I ask the story behind the dog out the window clip?  That is so funny.
This car was sold many years ago to somebody in Wisconsin. I now am retired and living in Florida.

twodko

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July 10, 2011, 11:42:53 AM
Yeah, me too.
FLY NAVY/Marine Corps or take the bus!
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