Tattoo on Private Parts

[Old Moparz]

Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says "Where the hell have you been?"

Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!"

"A tattoo"? she frowned.  "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in disgust.  "Why on earth would an Accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, I like to watch my money grow.......and once in a while I like to play with my money........and, I like how money feels in my hand.......and, lastly, instead  of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

[69rtse4spd]

  Sounds like a good idea. .

[FLG]

Reminds me of a fellah i met on some job training in Georgia.

So a few of us become buds over the 3 weeks of hell, during the first few days there was a guy from Texas...i couldnt remember his name so i asked "Hey man, sorry but i forgot your name?" he says, "Well my name is Daniel but people call me tea bag"

Hmm, should i?

"Why do people call ya tea bag?"

..."I got the lipton logo tattooed on my nut sack"

And like any good person he proceeded to show us a picture...which in fact..the lipton logo was tattooed on his nut sack.

[Tilar]

    Man, I couldn't imagine getting a tattoo on my nut sack. That would have to be a 12 pack job for sure.

[FLG]

   Man, I couldn't imagine getting a tattoo on my nut sack. That would have to be a 12 pack job for sure.

HAHA, Even more scary is he did it sober..and i quote again "It really didnt hurt much, what hurt more is when the tattoo artist went to rest his hand and did it on my balls" Not to mention he had to have 2 people "stretch" it so it came out good.


Man this is NOT a good story for me to be telling hahahahahah

[Tilar]

            

[mysil bergsprekken]

That is the sickest thing.

Also hehe: "12 pack job for sure". That is a good expression. I will use that for sure. If it's all good by you Tilar...

[RallyeMike]

There are times in life where someone offers to show you a photo, and then you say "no thanks".

[A383Wing]

the visual was bad enough

[440]

At least every time he pays the office secretary he gets a refund...

[Tilar]

Also hehe: "12 pack job for sure". That is a good expression. I will use that for sure. If it's all good by you Tilar...

Absolutely, Go for it.     

In my younger days when a friend would bring me their car to do a tune up or something that wouldn't take much time, I'd tell them that it was a 12 pack plus parts.   

[SmashingPunkFan]

I saw one once, it was an elephant, the trunk... the sack was the ears... ehh!! who could tolerate that? lol

[mysil bergsprekken]

Will use it for sure. Thanks. Yeah, so there is a story behind the expression. I figured.

A 12 pack for a days work or so was nice of you. If only the guy I know would charge me that.

[Old Moparz]

   Man, I couldn't imagine getting a tattoo on my nut sack. That would have to be a 12 pack job for sure.

HAHA, Even more scary is he did it sober..and i quote again "It really didnt hurt much, what hurt more is when the tattoo artist went to rest his hand and did it on my balls" Not to mention he had to have 2 people "stretch" it so it came out good.


Man this is NOT a good story for me to be telling hahahahahah

Three people for one tattoo?

If you work alone enough you learn to improvise. My thought is that the tattoo artist just wasn't that creative or cheap enough or he would have used something like this to stretch things out flat instead of paying 2 others....

[FLG]

LMAO, it was two of his friends so its all good...but i think id need a 12 pack before id consider being a helper. 

[Old Moparz]

LMAO, it was two of his friends so its all good...but i think id need a 12 pack before id consider being a helper. 

I wouldn't help no matter how many 12 packs a friend offered. I would however, try to find two really flamboyant gay guys, like Liberace grade on the flamboyant meter, to be the helper just so I could witness the look on my friend's face.   

[Tilar]

LMAO, it was two of his friends so its all good...but i think id need a 12 pack before id consider being a helper. 

I wouldn't help no matter how many 12 packs a friend offered.

Bah, a pair of vice-grips or needle nose pliers would help you keep your distance. 

[ITSA426]

Sometimes, if you're not careful, you get way more information than you really need.

[A383Wing]

Sometimes, if you're not careful, you get way more information than you really need.

[Topher]

If you've ever been tattooed in a trailer park, you just might be a Redneck.

I are one.

While I was sitting in the chair, the dude starts telling stories, and the one that sticks out is of a guy that wanted an angel on his shoulder blade area, so while he was working the guy's brother keeps walking in and out of the room checking on progress. At one point his brother says "hey man, that thing supposed to have a d!ck that big on it?" The dude was putting ink on when he said this and the guy in the chair tried to get up and look!

[Tilar]

   

[Old Moparz]