al-Qaeda chief Ilyas Kashmiri will no longer be screwing goats and camels

[Richard Cranium]

Some think "won't be down for breakfast" is overused, so I thought I'd try something new. 


Most wanted terrorist leader confirmed dead in U.S. drone strike in Pakistan 

ISLAMABAD, June 4 (Xinhua) -- Ilyas Kashmiri, one of five most wanted terrorist leaders by the United States, was confirmed killed in a U.S. drone strike late Friday night in Pakistan's northwest tribal area of South Waziristan, local Urdu TV channel Geo reported on Saturday.

In a letter faxed to local media by the spokesman of Harkat-ul- Jihad al-Islam, a terrorist group affiliated to al-Quaida and led by Ilyas Kashmiri, the spokesman named Abc Hanzila confirmed the death of Ilyas Kashmiri.

Pakistan's state-run TV channel PTV also quoted government officials as saying that nine militants including Ilyas Kashmiri were killed and 22 others injured in the U.S. drone strike in South Waziristan

[hemi68charger]

Man,, I was starting to get like, "I'm a weapons loader on that small thing".... But, those Predators and Raptors are making their mark for sure....

[twodko]

Some think "won't be down for breakfast" is overused, so I thought I'd try something new.  


Most wanted terrorist leader confirmed dead in U.S. drone strike in Pakistan  

ISLAMABAD, June 4 (Xinhua) -- Ilyas Kashmiri, one of five most wanted terrorist leaders by the United States, was confirmed killed in a U.S. drone strike late Friday night in Pakistan's northwest tribal area of South Waziristan, local Urdu TV channel Geo reported on Saturday.

In a letter faxed to local media by the spokesman of Harkat-ul- Jihad al-Islam, a terrorist group affiliated to al-Quaida and led by Ilyas Kashmiri, the spokesman named Abc Hanzila confirmed the death of Ilyas Kashmiri.

Pakistan's state-run TV channel PTV also quoted government officials as saying that nine militants including Ilyas Kashmiri were killed and 22 others injured in the U.S. drone strike in South Waziristan

PTV was also quoted as saying the live stock were giddy with relief.  

[Kern Dog]

Fantastic! Good to see some originality in an obit thread! Thank you.
No surprise , really. Richard is one of the more intelligent on this site.

[tan top]

you come out with some funny stuff RC 

[1969chargerrtse]

Man the USA is just kicking butt.  Love it.

[Ponch ®]

I guess Kashmiri won't be down for Tabouleh and Hummus...