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Started by learical1, May 25, 2011, 09:09:24 PM

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learical1

May 25, 2011, 09:09:24 PM
Sketchers has released a line of shoes called "Shape-ups".

These shoes are dangerous.  Note the rounded heel.  Men who urinate at a high velocity and volume have been falling over backwards while standing at a urinal.  Until we can start a class action suit and a forced recall, we recommend that men wearing "Shape-ups" should fart while urinating, neutralizing the force backwards with an equal and opposite force forward.
Bruce

69rtse4spd

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May 26, 2011, 07:57:14 PM
. :smilielol:

bobs66440

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May 26, 2011, 08:37:42 PM
 :brickwall: Oh crap! I wish I had read this before I ended up on my back in the WalMart men's room!

twodko

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May 27, 2011, 11:29:20 AM
Yeah, what he said. WTH
FLY NAVY/Marine Corps or take the bus!

Alaskan_TA

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May 29, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
Pfft.

IF you have enough ballast in the front, the heels could be rounded and have ball bearings too.  :smilielol:

learical1

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May 30, 2011, 11:25:03 PM
Quote from: Alaskan_TA on May 29, 2011, 08:35:27 PM
Pfft.

IF you have enough ballast in the front, the heels could be rounded and have ball bearings too.  :smilielol:

spoken like a dribbler, not a sprayer. :hah:
Bruce
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