Well, the rapture hour is almost upon us!

[resq302]

Here it is..... just over a half hour to go till we reach 6 pm here in NJ on the east coast.  I am starting to have a burning sensation in my chest and I swear I just started to raise off of my chair here.    Here it comes....... oh wait, it was just a fart and the scalding hot coffee burning my throat and insides.  So much for the rapture!   

[FLG]

I guess the rapture won't be down for breakfast 

[resq302]

I guess the rapture won't be down for breakfast 

Or dinner!      Besides, who has breakfast at 6 pm at night?

[Ponch ®]

this is why it didnt happen.

[resq302]

oooooooooo    yehhhhhhhh!

[PA Dodger]

I'm sending this reply from heaven . Sure is lonely up here . Damn it, my Hughes rocker arms are still backordered so I'll never see 'em

I'm probably going to hell now for this reply.

[skip68]

Nope , you'r safe!   God loves humor! Even stupid humor like chuck's! !!  Mrs.skip68

[ChgrSteve67]

Next door neighbor had a birthday party for his 10 year old little girl.
I'm glad she was able to enjoy it and not get interrupted by the world ending.

Personally I spent the day doing spring cleaning and waxing the Charger.
I wouldn't have minded getting interrupted while doing that.

[Patronus]

I dont feel raptured. 

[derailed]

Im just pissed I didn't think of the idea first. This guy made like 18 million dollars of this deal in donations "to be saved". I knew there was money in that business but come on.

[Hemidog]

I guess Harold Camping will have to recheck his math...

[Budnicks]

I saw something on some news broadcast that the guy who was spewing those lies & put up a bunch of bill boards is a radio personality, he mad some $80 million in donations. Some people are really stupid I guess. Or he's really smart.  

[ChgrSteve67]

And when all of those people that gave him money go back to get thier money back becasue he was wrong?

He better use some of that money for body guards.

Most people don't take kindly to con artists.

[derailed]

If they were that dumb to give it to him in the first place than he deserves to keep it.

[twodko]

Whaddya talkin' about? We had some chardonnay based rapture last night!

[moparnole]

Wow!! Being dead is fantastic!! Its like heaven!!

[resq302]

Yeh, I know the feeling.  Here I thought heaven would be all ooooohhhhh and aaaaaaahhhhhh.  Beautiful weather, gorgeous angels flying by, and yet there is still work, bills, rainy weather, and stress.  Feels like I never left.   

[MoparManJim]

Yeh, I know the feeling.  Here I thought heaven would be all ooooohhhhh and aaaaaaahhhhhh.  Beautiful weather, gorgeous angels flying by, and yet there is still work, bills, rainy weather, and stress.  Feels like I never left.    

Yea, and I always heard people say Heaven had gold roads and was gold around, I see no gold roads, and no gold grass, just black top, and a dirt road and green grass. Dang it!!...  

[Tilar]

I gotta say that I have a very strong faith in God, but these people were fools. The bible clearly states that Jesus said that NO man knows the day or the hour. Only the father which is in heaven knows.

The funniest one that I heard this last week was of someone that advertised that he was an athiest and an animal lover that had setup offices in something like 32 states and would take care of the pets after the rapture for the people that thought this was real. He was charging anywhere from $130 to $800 for animals ranging from cats to horses.... Unbelievable.  Now why didn't I think of that?

[AKcharger]

And that's all I got to say about that....

[resq302]

I thought the expression was when pigs fly.   

[ChgrSteve67]

pigs went on strike, cows were willing to cross.

Whats next?
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

[resq302]

pigs went on strike, cows were willing to cross.

Whats next?
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Sounds like a Bill Murray quote from Ghostbusters!   

[BigBlackDodge]

I guess Harold Camping will have to recheck his math...

Recalculating!



BBD

[Old Moparz]

I guess Harold Camping will have to recheck his math...

Recalculating!

BBD

Time to upgrade maybe.