The 50' Woman Won't be Down For Breakfast

[RallyeMike]

.... a year ago (they think).

Yvette-Vickers, former Playmate and star of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" found dead and mummified in her home.  

I sense a sequel. "Attack of the 45 foot mummy". (we shrink with age)

[TK73]

Sure there is nothing appropriate I can say, so here goes:

Brings new meaning to "dried up old bat"...

[bull]

"Her neighbor became concerned after noticing a large pile of yellowing mail in her mailbox as well as spider webs across her front door. Her mummified body was found inside her home on April 27, 2011. The exact date of her death is unknown."

Wow. I think it's safe to say you've failed at cultivating close personal relationships with people when no one has any idea when you died, and your death goes undiscovered for "about" a year.

[stripedelete]

C'mon.  Nobody noticed the absence of a 50 foot woman?

[Richard Cranium]

I wonder what the cup size would be on a 50' woman?

[Tilar]

440 DD 

[TruckDriver]

 

[Richard Cranium]

This will probably do....