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Need some Chuck Norris?

Started by bakerhillpins, April 18, 2011, 02:39:26 PM

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bakerhillpins

April 18, 2011, 02:39:26 PM
I haven't had a good dose of Chuck-isms in a long time... so I looked up the fact generator.   :rofl:

http://www.chucknorrisfactoids.com/
One great wife (Life is good)
14 RAM 1500 5.7 Hemi Crew Cab (crap hauler)
69 Dodge Charger R/T, Q5, C6X, V1X, V88  (Life is WAY better)
96' VFR750 (Sweet)
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"Inspiration is for amateurs - the rest of us just show up and get to work." -Chuck Close
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Science flies you to the moon, Religion flies you into buildings.

Charger-Bodie

#1
April 18, 2011, 04:13:26 PM
"Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas"    :rofl:
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68 383 auto with a/c and power windows. Now 440 4 speed jj1 gold black interior .
My Charger is a hybrid car, it burns gas and rubber............

Darkman

#2
April 18, 2011, 04:31:05 PM
"Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did"
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

68coronetGLwannabe

#3
April 18, 2011, 05:32:27 PM
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented that.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

Cooter

#4
April 18, 2011, 08:34:13 PM
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's afraid of the dark....The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris Doesn't do push-ups, he shoves the world away...

Chuck Norris Once sneezed and it registered on the Richter scale...

Chuck Norris Sleeps with one eye open so he doesn't kick his own ass....

" I have spent thousands of dollars and countless hours researching what works and what doesn't and I'm willing to share"

bull

#5
April 18, 2011, 11:51:05 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

68coronetGLwannabe

#6
April 19, 2011, 09:31:51 AM
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic table. The only element he believes in is the element of surprise.
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

440

#7
April 19, 2011, 10:26:15 PM
"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. "  :lol:

SmashingPunkFan

#8
May 13, 2011, 08:50:27 AM
Quote from: Cooter on April 18, 2011, 08:34:13 PM


Chuck Norris Sleeps with one eye open so he doesn't kick his own ass....



Thats awsome!!!  :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:
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SmashingPunkFan

#9
May 29, 2011, 10:52:44 PM
"Chuck Norris once punched a man in the SOUL!!!!"



:lol: :lol: :lol:
Tonight I'm Burning Star IV.
Projects:
1970 Dodge Charger SE (Main Project)
1973 Dodge Charger 400 cid. (Work in progress)
1988 Mustang 2.3 liter 4 cyl.

Looking for Seat tracks for bucket seats.

MRCHARGER

#10
May 29, 2011, 11:02:54 PM
Chuck Norris is the only man ever to win a staring contest looking at his reflection!

purplechargerguy

#11
May 29, 2011, 11:23:21 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He just stares at it and dares it to grow.
73 Charger SE  WP29M3A227291

SmashingPunkFan

#12
May 31, 2011, 09:38:05 AM
"Chuck Norris doesn't read, he just stares at the books till the knowledge he wants comes out to him"
Tonight I'm Burning Star IV.
Projects:
1970 Dodge Charger SE (Main Project)
1973 Dodge Charger 400 cid. (Work in progress)
1988 Mustang 2.3 liter 4 cyl.

Looking for Seat tracks for bucket seats.
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