I have lived 21,213 days and as of 8 this morning out lived my father.

[last426]

Funny, I always thought he was much older when he died from a heart attack.  Time flies.

Want to see a hemi start and idle?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl2e1NIcBFs  Kim

[BananaDan]

Sorry to hear that.  My father died at 57 due to a heart failure as well.  It's way too young.

[bull]

Kim, does it at all strike you as odd that someone would post a random personal longevity of life statistic and then a video of a 426 Hemi in the same post? The way your brain works is very strange.

[PocketThunder]

Kim, does it at all strike you as odd that someone would post a random personal longevity of life statistic and then a video of a 426 Hemi in the same post? The way your brain works is very strange.

The sound of mopar muscle start and idle are just what a man needs to clear his thoughts....   

[bull]

Kim, does it at all strike you as odd that someone would post a random personal longevity of life statistic and then a video of a 426 Hemi in the same post? The way your brain works is very strange.

The sound of mopar muscle start and idle are just what a man needs to clear his thoughts....   

I guess I can buy that. Maybe my opinion has been skewed by all the crazy-ass stuff he's said before.

[Chris G.]

The way your brain works is very strange.

Understatement of the century.

But that could be said for a couple others around this joint. 

[John_Kunkel]

Maybe my opinion has been skewed by all the crazy-ass stuff he's said before.

From the guy who lives his life by a script.

[TK73]

Maybe my opinion has been skewed by all the crazy-ass stuff he's said before.

From the guy who lives his life by a script.

[learical1]

The way your brain works is very strange.

Is it a requirement to have a brain to be on DC.com?    I mean, I have one, but it hasn't turned up since I moved a few years ago.  I know it wasn't thrown away, but, just in case I don't ever find it, I need to know that I can still read and post here.

[1969chargerrtse]

Kim, does it at all strike you as odd that someone would post a random personal longevity of life statistic and then a video of a 426 Hemi in the same post? The way your brain works is very strange.

Wow.     Odd.

[last426]

Kim, does it at all strike you as odd that someone would post a random personal longevity of life statistic and then a video of a 426 Hemi in the same post? The way your brain works is very strange.

I could explain it but it's really kinda boring.  The saddest part is not one person has looked at the video and that was a purpose behind the posting.  Oh, I should plug wolfram alpha as they determined the 21,213 days.  Kim

[bull]

Maybe my opinion has been skewed by all the crazy-ass stuff he's said before.

From the guy who lives his life by a script.

You may know transmissions but you don't know jack shit about me. Don't pretend you do.

[BananaDan]

I watched the vid.  

[mikesbbody]

Sorry to hear that Kim  I will check out the Video anything to do with Your Charger interests me. 

[mikesbbody]

Yes, I remember watching this video some time ago  I Even asked about the opening of the Ramcharger Hood which you explained to me 

[bobs66440]

So sorry to hear about your dad.  But I love the video. That Ramcharger is so cool! Worth the price of admission alone! 

[bull]

My dad died at 70, and for a while I wasn't sure I was going to make it even that long. Now, after making some better choices it looks like I will outdo my old man too. I would feel like an idiot if I didn't since he smoked like a chimney for something like 55 years.

[last426]

My dad died at 70, and for a while I wasn't sure I was going to make it even that long. Now, after making some better choices it looks like I will outdo my old man too. I would feel like an idiot if I didn't since he smoked like a chimney for something like 55 years.

It's weird sometimes.  My dad was in relatively good health until Jan 23, 1987.  I have been an insulin dependent diabetic since July, 1972 (I am guessing on the date) and have given myself maybe 40,000 shots and am still around.  But he was married to my evil step mother and I have had wonderful relationships with all the women I have dated except one, evil Kim.  

I wrote a Christmas poem in 2002 (okay, I am a pita to my family as well and it's not worth decoding):

Wvoorevfu, wnoorevfu, pelcgb'q eulzr V unir jevggra
Fgehpgher gbegherq, fragrapr onpxjneq, fgergpuvat gubhtugf fb gurl'er svggva'
Vg cnffrf fb dhvpxyl, gur gvzr jvgubhg ernfba
Zl ybtvpny oenva gb jevgr eulzr guvf vf grnfva'
Bxnl, yrg'f or senax, yrff guna unys jvyy ernq guvf bar,
Gb lbh, jryy uryyb, gb gur bguref, jryy gurl zvffrq bar.

Hcba hf vf Puevfgznf, qrpxrq va terra, cvaryl fzryyvat,
Gur erq fbyqvref jvgu gurve cbgf naq gurve tybirf ybhqyl oryyvat.
Unaahxnu, be Xnjnamn be jungrire'f lbhe abgvba,
Teno n tynff, dhnss n srj, gbnfg gurz nyy jvgu lbhe cbgvba.
Juvyr zr, ebthryl yvivat, sbe fbzr tveyf V'yy or cvavat,
Bccbeghavgvrf? Abg rkcyberq... ybbx ng zr, nz V juvavat?

Onpx gb ohfvarff, onpx gb zr, guvf cnfg lrne V'ir orra jryqvat,
Zl zrpunavpf naq zl fphycgva', bapr ncneg V nz zryqvat.
Ynpxvat gnyrag, yvxr guvf irefr, fbzrgvzrf sbeprq, gurl ner oyraqrq
Pbaprcgf tbbq, fb fb jryqf, pnhfvat qvfphffvba nf vagraqrq.
Vf vg evtug oenva be gur yrsg? Bar be gur bgure V nz zvffvat
Qrgrezvangvba, V qba'g ynpx, fb gur neg V nva'g qvffva'

Zl wbo? Fgvyy gur fnzr, yvgvtngvba arire ynpxvat,
Bar dhvpx Zbgvba gb gur Whqtr naq njnl gurl tb cnpxvat.
Zl ybir yvsr, juvyr nybar, V fgvyy nz pnyzyl qngvat,
Gubhtug V unq vg, gura V qvqa'g, ohg fgvyy ybbxvat, fb V'z fgngvat.
Wraavsre, Wna, Wvyy, naq Qvan, jbj, gurl jrer nyy terng,
Fnzr jvgu Enpuryyr, Cng, naq Fureel ohg abg Xvz jub V ungr.

Gur jbzra nyy pbagevohgrq naq sbetrq zl lbhat fbhy,
Gb or ubarfg naq xvaqyl, gurl nyy znqr zr jubyr.
Abj bajneq naq hcjneq gb snpr guvf snve frnfba,
Gb jevgr irefr, jnfgr fbzr gvzr, znxvat eulzrf jvgubhg ernfba.
Jvgu guvf zrff vf n onhoyr, V gubhtug vg fb cyrnfnag.
Gubhtug bs lbh jura V fnj vg, fb V tvir lbh guvf cerfrag.

Ab zber obbxf, abg guvf lrne, fb lbh arrq abg srne vg.
Fb V svtherq whfg n pungpuxr gb yvtugra lbhe fcvevg.
Nf V zragvbarq ynfg lrne, vg vf ab zvfgnxr,
Oevat n fbat gb lbhe urneg, yrnivat zber guna lbh gnxr
Yvir lbhe yvsr fcernqvat wbl, orvat xvaq, qbvat snibef.
Naq gb crnprshyyl yvir, dhvg guebjvat ebpxf ng lbhe arvtuobef.

Xvz Zneyvn
Kim Marlia

[skip68]

W.T.F???     Mrs.skip68

[RallyeMike]

You rhymed "bar" with "bar" in the 5th an 6th lines, which is lame. Otherwise, it brought a tear to my eye. Especially when you spoke of pbagevohgrq.

[tan top]

Sorry to hear that Kim  I will check out the Video anything to do with Your Charger interests me. 

sorry to hear that !!   yes watched the video ,  seen a couple  of the last426 & looked at you pictures on your website sometime ago 
awesome car 

[bull]

You rhymed "bar" with "bar" in the 5th an 6th lines, which is lame. Otherwise, it brought a tear to my eye. Especially when you spoke of pbagevohgrq.

Same here. Actually, the whole thing makes me want to cry.

[last426]

Only one person in my family figured it out, boohoo. Thanks to all who checked out the video.  I had the car out for a ride a few days ago and almost forgot how much fun it is.  Kim

Jibberish, jabberish, crypto'd rhyme I have written
Structure tortured, sentence backward, stretching thoughts so they're fittin'
It passes so quickly, the time without reason
My logical brain to write rhyme this is teasin'
Okay, let's be frank, less than half will read this one,
To you, well hello, to the others, well they missed one.

Upon us is Christmas, decked in green, pinely smelling,
The red soldiers with their pots and their gloves loudly belling.
Hannukah, or Kawanza or whatever's your notion,
Grab a glass, quaff a few, toast them all with your potion.
While me, roguely living, for some girls I'll be pining,
Opportunities? Not explored... look at me, am I whining?

Back to business, back to me, this past year I've been welding,
My mechanics and my sculptin', once apart I am melding.
Lacking talent, like this verse, sometimes forced, they are blended
Concepts good, so so welds, causing discussion as intended.
Is it right brain or the left? One or the other I am missing
Determination, I don't lack, so the art I ain't dissin'

My job? Still the same, litigation never lacking,
One quick Motion to the Judge and away they go packing.
My love life, while alone, I still am calmly dating,
Thought I had it, then I didn't, but still looking, so I'm stating.
Jennifer, Jan, Jill, and Dina, wow, they were all great,
Same with Rachelle, Pat, and Sherry but not Kim who I hate.

The women all contributed and forged my young soul,
To be honest and kindly, they all made me whole.
Now onward and upward to face this fair season,
To write verse, waste some time, making rhymes without reason.
With this mess is a bauble, I thought it so pleasant.
Thought of you when I saw it, so I give you this present.

No more books, not this year, so you need not fear it.
So I figured just a chatchke to lighten your spirit.
As I mentioned last year, it is no mistake,
Bring a song to your heart, leaving more than you take
Live your life spreading joy, being kind, doing favors.
And to peacefully live, quit throwing rocks at your neighbors.

[John_Kunkel]

You may know transmissions but you don't know jack shit about me. Don't pretend you do.

Your posts give you away, you can't tolerate anybody who doesn't fit your programmed notion of "normal" thus you call them strange. Proud to not be like you and your ilk.

[twodko]

Spooky.