Why She Needed to Switch Hotels

[Old Moparz]

A woman checked into the Four Seasons hotel in Palm Beach and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the phone book, found a full-page ad for a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing his muscles in the photo. He had all the right stuff in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a dazzling smile, six pack abs, and she felt quite certain that she could bounce a quarter off of his well oiled butt. She figured, what the heck, she would give him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?"

Oh my, she thought, he sounded so sexy! Afraid that she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she said, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room, number 420 at the Four Seasons Hotel, and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night, tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, baby. Now how does that sound?"

He replies, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."

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[chargergirl]

This is why it is paramount to read the directions...rotflmao!

[Khyron]

lol @ room 420