HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. SKIP68

[skip68]

On a cool winter morning in 197?, Mrs. skip68 was born in a van down by the river.  Her parents thought they had the most beautiful boy and named her Kevin.  After a few days, they noticed that Kevin was a girl and that a old little smokey from the floor of the van got stuck on her. They thought that was funny. They then named her Lisa Anita Maria.  For the first five years, life was good for Lisa. She had fun playing with the dead fish and junk from the river. One day, she was at the edge of the river and fell in. She did know how to swim but only in a circle because one leg was six inches shorter than the other. You see, even though her parents loved each other with a passion, they were brother and sister.  We all know that can really mess up DNA.  Anyway, as she swam she got swept far down the river until she came to a fishing boat. The crew saw her and pulled her out of the cold muddy water. She was so cold. They asked her name but all she could do was shake. The crew took her to shore and next thing you know she took off.      Lisa ran for six days and seven nights trying to find her way back home.....She never did.         More to come later.           

[moparstuart]

        happy birthday lisa  you are a saint being able to put up with that one  

[FlatbackFanatic]

Happy Birthday!!! Hope its a good one!!!

[68coronetGLwannabe]

Happy birthday Lisa!


POTATO ?

[tan top]

happy birthday Lisa 

[elacruze]

Rut-Roh. 

Happy Birthday, send money.

[CB]

congrats Lisa! Hope you enjoy the big cake Chuck has made for you

[skip68]

Happy Birthday Lisa.  I love the same as when you were 22.  Even though you don't look 22 any more, but that's because you got old.  It's part of life and someday I will get old too. Look at it this way....when you turn 50, you'll remember how you looked when you were 40.  I know that's what I'll be thinking.   What I mean to say is you're not alone, I'm in this with you.  I'm watching you get old too.....and....well.... I love you.           Man, I should write Hallmark cards.

[jb666]

Happy Birthday Lisa.  I love the same as when you were 22.  Even though you don't look 22 any more, but that's because you got old.  It's part of life and someday I will get old too. Look at it this way....when you turn 50, you'll remember how you looked when you were 40.  I know that's what I'll be thinking.   What I mean to say is you're not alone, I'm in this with you.  I'm watching you get old too.....and....well.... I love you.           Man, I should write Hallmark cards.

Oh SNAP!!!!!!!!




Happy B-Day Mrs Skip!! You should trade Chuck in for two 20 year olds!!

[71ChallengeHer]

Lisa, I love you girlfriend. Have a great birthday, even though you have to spend it with Chuck.    Well, try to have a great day any hoo. 

[skip68]

I might be messing this up but I'm trying hard to wish you a happy b-day.    I don't want you to worry about how you looked in your 20's.   That was a long long time ago. Look at my car, it's older than you and it still looks good.  I did have to paint it and do other things but it's........I think I'll stop now. I'll get it right later. 

[skip68]

Thanks my friends for the lovely birthday wishes!!! I got snow this morning as a present! Yeah! Rare thing in the desert! Thanks, Mrs.skip68.                                                                WADE: potato! Shhhh!.                                              CHUCK; keep diggin your grave!. Lol!.                        Mrs.skip68

[400/6/PAC]

Happy Birthday.

[nvrbdn]

happy b-day lisa. all the best to you

[twodko]

Hap, Hap, Happy B-Day Mrs.Skip68!.............but this isn't a post.

[BigBlockSam]

  happy birthday 

[Dans 68]

Happy Birthday, Lisa. 

Dan

[MoparManJim]

Lisa, Happy birthday!   

Chuck, I think you have flip your cord man  , or Lisa done slam you right in the head as you sure as heck take the cake 

[General_01]

Happy Birthday Lisa!

I was going to get you a birthday present, but I couldn't find anyone who would put up with Chuck for a week so you could get a break.

[mikesbbody]

Happy Birthday  I hope your other Half gets you something nice 

[69bronzeT5]

Happy birthday Lisa! Enjoy your day!

-Cody (your DC.com surogate son )

[skip68]

You guys are the best! Thank you so much for the bday greetings! Today was mellow. I ate too much! My dad and step-monster took me out to lunch so I could have my favorite sandwich; "THE MONTE CRISTO!" (haven't had one in many years!) hard to find sandwich but oh so yummy! The restaurant gave me a huge chocolate cupcake with whipped cream and raspberry syrup! Seriously, ...yummy! Came home to a red velvet cake, then my neighbors came over with a home baked chocolate cake! Wow! Too much sugar in the house! But all is good! Skippy told me he is giving me my present after the kids go to sleep! I hope it has alot of horsepower! Lol! Mrs.skip68

[Dans 68]

...Skippy told me he is giving me my present after the kids go to sleep! I hope it has a lot of horsepower! Lol! Mrs.skip68

Probably an inline 4....      Glad to hear you had enough sweets. 

Dan

[CB]

Lisa, just a hint....
you should try to find and buy the jenny lee bikinis, chuck 'll take you more often for a ride 

PS sorry for my sick early morning joke

[mrsskip68]

Huh, ..........I see how you guys are!   No cookies at MATS for you guys this year!