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Our countries oil problem

Started by Tilar, February 13, 2011, 06:23:52 PM

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Tilar

February 13, 2011, 06:23:52 PM
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country so we have to buy it from people who hate us.

Well, there's a very simple  answer.   

Nobody bothered to check the oil.   

We just didn't know we were getting low..   

The reason for that is purely geographical.
 
Our OIL is located in:   Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Montana, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas... And our dipsticks are located in Washington DC.

Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


68coronetGLwannabe

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February 13, 2011, 10:36:40 PM
Ain't that the truth!  :yesnod:
I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

twodko

#2
February 14, 2011, 04:12:12 PM
Hell yeah!
FLY NAVY/Marine Corps or take the bus!

68X426

#3
February 14, 2011, 04:14:05 PM
Right on. :2thumbs:


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