When not to call the Vet

[The70RT]

A dog lover, whose dog was a bitch and in heat, agreed to look after and
house her neighbors' male dog while they were away on vacation. She had a
large house and believed that she could keep them apart but, as she was
drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed
downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to
disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.



Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was
late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.



After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and
place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of
the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."



"Do you think that will work?" she asked.



"It just worked for me" he replied