Polish Virginity Test Kit

[Richard Cranium]

Bolus is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could
tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Bolus, all the Polish men I know use three things
for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit. A small can of
red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Bolus asks, "And what do I do with these things, doc?"

The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she says,
˜That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen", you hit her with
the shovel!

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