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Year to Date Statistics on Airport Screening

Started by Old Moparz, January 09, 2011, 09:38:39 PM

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Old Moparz

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                         133

Hernias                              1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases               3,172

Enlarged Prostates              8,249

Breast Implants                59,350

Natural Blondes                         3
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

adauto

Never too many! 70 Chally R/T Convert-70 GTX-68-69-74 Charger-68 Dart GTS

http://a-dauto.com/  http://www.facebook.com/pages/A-D-Truck-and-Auto-Parts/67427352555?ref=hl

Brock Samson

Quote from: Old Moparz on January 09, 2011, 09:38:39 PM
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                        133

Hernias                              1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases               3,172

Enlarged Prostates              8,249

Breast Implants                59,350

Natural Blondes                        3

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,76869.0.html still funny,..
   

Old Moparz

Quote from: Brock Samson on January 09, 2011, 09:56:58 PM
Quote from: Old Moparz on January 09, 2011, 09:38:39 PM
Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                        133

Hernias                              1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases               3,172

Enlarged Prostates              8,249

Breast Implants                59,350

Natural Blondes                        3

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,76869.0.html still funny,..
   


Yeah, but he typed his in crooked columns.  :lol:
               Bob               



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ITSA426

I've heard the the term for the search is "gate rape".

What if the number of breast implants turned out to be an odd number?

Old Moparz

Quote from: ITSA426 on January 11, 2011, 10:47:44 AM

What if the number of breast implants turned out to be an odd number?



That would mean you'd probably be able to buy at least one breast implant from Implants-R-Us at a huge discount because it's considered surplus stock.

The size might be an issue with demand though.  :lol:
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

oldschool

you forgot a couple :

cross dressers   601,027
junk fondled    27,487,501        ;D
1968 cuda formula S bb 4-sp                          1968 Charger R/T 500" 4-sp
1970 Charger 580" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
TOO MUCH HORSEPOWER, IS ALMOST ENOUGH!