Year to Date Statistics on Airport Screening

[Old Moparz]

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                         133

Hernias                              1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases               3,172

Enlarged Prostates              8,249

Breast Implants                59,350

Natural Blondes                         3

[adauto]

   good one!

[Brock Samson]

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                        133

Hernias                              1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases               3,172

Enlarged Prostates              8,249

Breast Implants                59,350

Natural Blondes                        3

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,76869.0.html still funny,..
   

[Old Moparz]

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered           0

Transvestites                        133

Hernias                              1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases               3,172

Enlarged Prostates              8,249

Breast Implants                59,350

Natural Blondes                        3

http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,76869.0.html still funny,..
   

Yeah, but he typed his in crooked columns. 

[ITSA426]

I've heard the the term for the search is "gate rape".

What if the number of breast implants turned out to be an odd number?

[Old Moparz]

What if the number of breast implants turned out to be an odd number?

That would mean you'd probably be able to buy at least one breast implant from Implants-R-Us at a huge discount because it's considered surplus stock.

The size might be an issue with demand though. 

[oldschool]

you forgot a couple :

cross dressers   601,027
junk fondled    27,487,501