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The Top 10 Cars for Douchebags

Started by 71ChallengeHer, January 04, 2011, 02:36:47 PM

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71ChallengeHer


bordin34

Great list, couldn't agree more about the BMWs.

1973 SE Brougham Black 4̶0̶0̶  440 Auto.
1967 Coronet Black 440 Auto
1974 SE Brougham Blue 318 Auto- Sold to a guy in Croatia
1974 Valiant Green 318 Auto - Sold to a guy in Louisiana
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chargerboy69

Well I guess I am a douche-bag as I have owned a couple, and would like a couple more.

How does owning a Ford Excursion diesel make you a douche-bag?
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chargd72

Haha, that Mustang GTR video is hilarious.

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68X426

Great post, thanks for the link. :2thumbs: Very important subject matter for the people at home.

The Hummer video at the end is too much. :lol:


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1966 Dodge Van, /6, slow

Brock Samson

 OMG! That hummer &^%8t was hilarious!  :slap:   :smilielol: should got a JEEP and some testicles... Being tenitive will screw ya' every time... It's called momentum,.. get some...  :RantExplode:

John_Kunkel

Boy!! That Viper hit really hurt.

Well, being a douchebag is different than being a douchebag nozzle.
Pardon me but my karma just ran over your dogma.

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Quote from: John_Kunkel on January 04, 2011, 04:08:20 PM
Boy!! That Viper hit really hurt.


I LOL'ed at that one cuz there's a blue Viper ALWAYS parked in front of a strip club near here. I think it's the owner's, cuz its got its own parking spot, with four giant metal poles on each corner. I guess he doesn't want anyone parking too close to it.
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moparjohn

LOl, loved the list, very insightful!  But they really nailed it with the prius, I hate those cars!! MPJ
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69rtse4spd

Great list, :smilielol:, the BMW just makes you want to jack it up & get the tires about an inch off the ground. Or get a smart car & park it, right next to it.

Silver R/T

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Belgium R/T -68

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41husk

The school filter won't let me see the list :shruggy:
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1970 Challenger convertible 340/727
1970 Plymouth Duster FM3
1974 Dodge Dart /6/904
1983 Plymouth Scamp GT 2.2 Auto
1950 Dodge Pilot house pick up

NGC414

Great list, but some of those belong on the "tool" list instead. IMO When I think Douche, I think prius, Miata and bmw Z3. When I think tool, I think Viper & Hummer type stuff.

68X426



The 12 Scariest Words in the English Language:
We are Here from The Government and
We Want to Help You.

1968 Plymouth Road Runner, Hemi and much more
2013 Dodge Challenger RT, Hemi, Plum Crazy
2014 Ram 4x4 Hemi, Deep Cherry Pearl
1968 Dodge Charger, 318, not much else
1958 Dodge Pick Up, 383, loud
1966 Dodge Van, /6, slow


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mikesbbody

Quote from: bordin34 on January 04, 2011, 02:51:13 PM
Great list, couldn't agree more about the BMWs.

For sure  :lol: the Viper should not be on the list in fact, the whole list could be Eurotrash IMO  :Twocents:

71ChallengeHer

Quote from: Belgium R/T -68 on January 05, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
Jackie, what's a Douchebag? :scratchchin:

Per
Per, You don't have douchebags over there ?  :nana:   :rofl: :rofl:

mikesbbody

Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on January 05, 2011, 08:17:10 PM
Quote from: Belgium R/T -68 on January 05, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
Jackie, what's a Douchebag? :scratchchin:

Per
Per, You don't have douchebags over there ?  :nana:   :rofl: :rofl:

There's no Country that doesn't have them  :lol:

68charger383

I think this sums it all up   :lol:

If you own a (fill in the blank) you're one of three things: in the closest, a woman, or a douchebag
1968 Charger 383(Sold)
2003 Dodge Viper SRT-10

71ChallengeHer

Quote from: 68charger383 on January 06, 2011, 01:05:02 AM
I think this sums it all up   :lol:

If you own a (fill in the blank) you're one of three things: in the closest, a woman, or a douchebag
:slap:

Belgium R/T -68

Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on January 05, 2011, 08:17:10 PM
Quote from: Belgium R/T -68 on January 05, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
Jackie, what's a Douchebag? :scratchchin:

Per
Per, You don't have douchebags over there ?  :nana:   :rofl: :rofl:

After reading the links in the earler post I now know what it is and yes, we also have plenty
of them. :yesnod:

We also have a list of cars used by men who feels nature didn't supply them with enough lenght
so they need these cars to compensate that in order to impress the woman.

Per
Charger -68 R/T 500 cui Stroker

68X426

You got it Per. Some things are universal. :lol:


The 12 Scariest Words in the English Language:
We are Here from The Government and
We Want to Help You.

1968 Plymouth Road Runner, Hemi and much more
2013 Dodge Challenger RT, Hemi, Plum Crazy
2014 Ram 4x4 Hemi, Deep Cherry Pearl
1968 Dodge Charger, 318, not much else
1958 Dodge Pick Up, 383, loud
1966 Dodge Van, /6, slow

71ChallengeHer

Per, Around here. we call those guys Vette owners.  :rofl: :rofl:

Brock Samson


Belgium R/T -68

Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on January 06, 2011, 02:46:41 PM
Per, Around here. we call those guys Vette owners.  :rofl: :rofl:

Actually Jackie, on the top of that list are Corvette and Porsheowners. :lol:

Per
Charger -68 R/T 500 cui Stroker

HITMAN 149

wooooo-hooooo!!! im number 3 now!!!!!! lmao!!!
:cheers:
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jb666

Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on January 06, 2011, 02:46:41 PM
Per, Around here. we call those guys Vette owners.  :rofl: :rofl:

:lol: In that case I guess I'm glad I sold mine!! Although, most days, I can be quite the douche bag!!  :smilielol:

bill440rt

I'm surprised the Ultimate Douchebag vehicle wasn't listed: VOLVO!!!!  :eek2: :slap:
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elacruze

Just for sport we asked our 22 y.o. daughter what was the top douchebag-mobile; she said without hesitating, "Hummers! I never see one that isn't driving like a dickhead!"
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NHCharger

How could the Smart Car not be only that list :slap:
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71ChallengeHer

Quote from: jb666 on January 07, 2011, 06:57:33 PM
Quote from: 71ChallengeHer on January 06, 2011, 02:46:41 PM
Per, Around here. we call those guys Vette owners.  :rofl: :rofl:

:lol: In that case I guess I'm glad I sold mine!! Although, most days, I can be quite the douche bag!!  :smilielol:
Jeff , we were talking about Vettes being penile extensions.   :D   :rofl: :rofl:

Belgium R/T -68

Quote from: bill440rt on January 07, 2011, 09:32:46 PM
I'm surprised the Ultimate Douchebag vehicle wasn't listed: VOLVO!!!!  :eek2: :slap:

THE joke of the day Bill, or wasn't it? ;)

Per
Charger -68 R/T 500 cui Stroker

Silver R/T

S2000's
Subaru Baja
Honda Ridgeline (they really think they own a truck)
Chevy Avalanche
Honda Fit...list goes on
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1968 silver/black/red striped R/T
My Charger is hybrid, it runs on gas and on tears of ricers
2001 Ram 2500 CTD
1993 Mazda MX-3 GS SE
1995 Ford Cobra SVT#2722

The70RT

Quote from: NHCharger on January 08, 2011, 12:43:02 PM
How could the Smart Car not be only that list :slap:

It's one guys opinion and that matters to who???
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TK73

I missed that list by 2 cylinders on my Mustang...

Guess I'm Neo-Douche... just ever good enough to make any list
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miller

Quote from: TK73 on January 08, 2011, 05:01:44 PM
I missed that list by 2 cylinders on my Mustang...

Guess I'm Neo-Douche... just ever good enough to make any list

Do you have the turbo 4 cylinder SVO Mustang?


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TK73

Quote from: miller on January 08, 2011, 05:30:54 PM
Quote from: TK73 on January 08, 2011, 05:01:44 PM
I missed that list by 2 cylinders on my Mustang...

Guess I'm Neo-Douche... just ever good enough to make any list
Do you have the turbo 4 cylinder SVO Mustang?

'08 GT
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

mikesbbody

Quote from: bill440rt on January 07, 2011, 09:32:46 PM
I'm surprised the Ultimate Douchebag vehicle wasn't listed: VOLVO!!!!  :eek2: :slap:

Agreed  :yesnod: and VW Golf's you have them over there?