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Started by 68coronetGLwannabe, January 09, 2011, 06:58:20 PM

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68coronetGLwannabe

January 09, 2011, 06:58:20 PM



Year to date statistics on TSA airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:     
Terrorist Plots Discovered               0
Transvestites                              133
Hernias                                    1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases                  3,172
Enlarged Prostates                 8,249
Breast Implants                    59,350
Natural Blondes                            3

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend
"That's us in 10 years".
He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

skip68

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January 09, 2011, 10:59:36 PM
Funny.   Next thing you know they will put explosives in inplants.  That would be boobs that will really BLOW your mind. 
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

oldschool

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January 10, 2011, 12:18:53 PM
you forgot a couple :

cross dressers   601,027
junk fondled    27,487,501       :icon_smile_big:
1968 cuda formula S bb 4-sp                          1968 Charger R/T 500" 4-sp
1970 Charger 580" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
1970 Cuda Convertible 500" 4-sp
TOO MUCH HORSEPOWER, IS ALMOST ENOUGH!
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