Husband Bashing.. ....

[PocketThunder]

Somebody kill me now please!

My spouse is having a ladies night.. with a handful of the neighbor ladies over for wine and snacks and i've been hiding in the basement watching the history channel on full volume for the last 2 hours!

My charger is in my detached garage waiting for May when i can driver her again.   

I just went upstairs to type this message and i got bashed for hawking a lougie in the kitchen garbage....  Ahahahahah!!!!!   

In the words of Red Green'

" I'm a man, ........ but i can change......   if i have to..."

Vainglory..?...?? 

[bull]

Vainglory what?

Anyway, you want sympathy for hawking a loogie in front of a bunch of women? If you didn't want grief you should have stayed in the basement until the estrogen cleared, ya jackwagon. It's your own fault.

[A383Wing]

ya jackwagon.

I love that commercial...and ya ain't getting any sympathy from us...maybe ya should get a laptop and post from the basement 

[Dans 68]

...If you didn't want grief you should have stayed in the basement until the estrogen cleared, ya jackwagon. It's your own fault.

Agreed!   

Dan

[djcarguy]

:
       you got basemant-mancave,with tv and a detached -mancave .well set them up right with frigde and recliner and corner or jug ta piss in,like outdoors and live it up when the witch convension is calling all evil spirits down on any male that dare invade their pms man ball bashing coven meetings....   por dumb sob ya stepped in ta middle of hell ,least ya lived ta warn  others

[Vainglory, Esq.]

I feel your pain man. 

By the way, I got a special delivery today.

[Silver R/T]

You didn't make anything out of duct tape?

[skip68]

well no sympathy from me buddy! sorry. she probably cooks, cleans, shops, mends, puts on the nurses hat when needed, packs all those things you would of forgot when you travel, and basically takes care of everything. GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT! LOL! LET HER HAVE SOME GIRL TIME! dam, you got a charger, what's she got? hummmm? i type this smiling, so i hope you read it that way! NOW, GO BACK! Mrs.skip68

[doctor4766]

Somebody kill me now please!
My spouse is having a ladies night.. with a handful of the neighbor ladies over for wine and snacks and i've been hiding in the basement watching the history channel on full volume for the last 2 hours!

Are they Hot women or just regular?
Can't believe no one's asked for pics.

[elacruze]

Are they Hot women or just regular?
Can't believe no one's asked for pics.

Hawking a Loogie in front of her will make nearly any woman Hot. 

And you know that Vampires don't show up in photos. 

[PocketThunder]

Ya ya ya, ok i'll take my lumps like a man.   

Mrs. Skip i'm coming to see you in March, i bought tickets last night for my spouse and i for a weekend get away.

[moparstuart]

Ya ya ya, ok i'll take my lumps like a man.   

Mrs. Skip i'm coming to see you in March, i bought tickets last night for my spouse and i for a weekend get away.

watch out for chuck 

[twodko]

Jackwagon has become my new substitute for...............just about any occasion where assh#%*e would be appropiate!

[ITSA426]

Paul you left off "I guess" from the Man's prayer.  When Linda has her book club here I try to find something to do even if it is just to fill up the gas tank, empty it and fill it again. 

[Old Moparz]

Somebody kill me now please!

My spouse is having a ladies night.. with a handful of the neighbor ladies over for wine and snacks and i've been hiding in the basement watching the history channel on full volume for the last 2 hours!

My charger is in my detached garage waiting for May when i can driver her again.   

I just went upstairs to type this message and i got bashed for hawking a lougie in the kitchen garbage....  Ahahahahah!!!!!   

In the words of Red Green'

" I'm a man, ........ but i can change......   if i have to..."

Vainglory..?...?? 

I'd have bashed you for that slob maneuver as well. What do you think toilet targets are for you idiot? 

[A383Wing]

Are they Hot women or just regular?
Can't believe no one's asked for pics.

yea, I remembered last night after I posted my reply...fergot to ask for pics of the women infesting your space..

still waiting..... 

[PocketThunder]

Are they Hot women or just regular?
Can't believe no one's asked for pics.

yea, I remembered last night after I posted my reply...fergot to ask for pics of the women infesting your space..

still waiting..... 

Actually Jenn Sterger stopped by.   

[skip68]

Come on down Pocket! But if you hawk a loogie in my trash can,......you'll be wearing it as a hat! Hahaha! Lol!. Mrs.skip68

[A383Wing]

Are they Hot women or just regular?
Can't believe no one's asked for pics.

yea, I remembered last night after I posted my reply...fergot to ask for pics of the women infesting your space..

still waiting..... 

Actually Jenn Sterger stopped by.   

yea..OK....and then you woke up in the basement.....alone 

[MoparManJim]

Man, first you get a husband bashing then come here and tell us then get a club bashing some what..  

[b5blue]

AW COME ON! All he did was spit in the garbage? No scratching his junk or picking his nose? No peeing on the seat? Dude always have at least one fart saved for just such a special occasion! Your Man Card is still valid at my house.   

[mauve66]

where you live at "mamby Pamby land""?? man up and make them go to somebody elses house........................

[b5blue]

The gals need their fun for sure, but ganging up on a lone male stranded in his cave.....it just ain't right.   

[moparsons]

My wife and I got each other a new TV for Christmas......SHE came up with the idea of getting some people together for a UFC fight tonight. I should have expected this....but it has turned into more of her friends than my buddies. This should be interesting.......

[The70RT]

At least he didn't do the farmers blow   I seen a football player do it on TV during the Saints - Falcon game last week 

[472 R/T SE]

At least he didn't do the farmers blow   I seen a football player do it on TV during the Saints - Falcon game last week 

or a cough. 

[Patronus]

I gave a female major a double farmer blow in the best Ranger competition, ahhh the look on that brass was priceless...

[b5blue]

Double snot rocket salute.

[68blue]

One of the added bonuses of living on a hill in the sticks, you don't get many visitors. Hen parties are always at somebody elses house.

Tough situation though, no matter what you do you are a target as soon as you get in range walking in on a group of gals after a couple of bottles of wine. Just shrug it off or enjoy it as the case may be.

[elacruze]

My wife and I got each other a new TV for Christmas......SHE came up with the idea of getting some people together for a UFC fight tonight. I should have expected this....but it has turned into more of her friends than my buddies. This should be interesting.......

Hm. House full of Women who like to watch sweaty guys beat each other up...could turn out better than you think...

[twodko]

Yeah man! What elacruze said and WE WANT PICTURES!

[General_01]

Look at the bright side. Number one: You survived and Number 2: Now you can invite all the husbands over and watch the Lingerie Bowl (oops, I mean Superbowl  ) in February.  

[Shakey]

I've learned to embrace situations like girls night at my house.  For starters, all of Mrs. Shakey's girlfriends are great lookin' down to earth gals so being around them is a pleasure.

Typically I'll take the children out for dinner and keep them out until it's almost bedtime to allow the ladies a chance to get started on their get together.  Once I get the kids home, a quick hello to all the ladies and then the girls are off to bed.  I'll then swing by the kitchen and offer to make the ladies some unique martini's which always gets a positive response.

After one, the giggles start and I will usually be invited to join.  To be fair, I'll wait for the nod from Lori before accepting the invitation.  I actually enjoy our conversations and always get them laughing and always have a good time with my Wife and her/our friends.

Instead of bringing up lung butter and spitting it into the kitchen waste bin in front of the women, try offering one of these next time they're over.

Swedish Berry Martini
In a cocktail shaker combine:
1oz Vodka
1oz Banana Liqueur
1oz Sour Puss Raspberry Liqueur

Shake well over ice and then add:
1oz 7UP or Sprite
Pour into a 4oz martini glass and garnish with some Swedish Berries.

[Iceyone]

Shoulda went out and pee'd in the yard while you're at it.

[69rtse4spd]

Shoulda went out and pee'd in the yard while you're at it.

Did that late one night, about 1:30 in the morning off the patio, ( live out in the country ). Heard some guys about 1/4 mile away trespassing into & abandoned house. Called the cops & they were more than happy to be arrested, so there are advantages to killing the weeds. .

[skip68]

This may be a shock to you guys but I get bashed by Mrs Skip just about every day.   HeLP !

[A383Wing]

This may be a shock to you guys but I get bashed by Mrs Skip just about every day.   HeLP !

no help for you...or me, I get the same treatment....our wifes must be sisters...

(sucks to be us I guess)

[The70RT]

My wife knows better  Actually we get along and hardly ever argue over anything. We pretty much know what to expect from each other. After 30 years if you don't have it figured out I guess you never will.

[moparstuart]

This may be a shock to you guys but I get bashed by Mrs Skip just about every day.   HeLP !

no help for you...or me, I get the same treatment....our wifes must be sisters...

(sucks to be us I guess)

both of you deserve it   

[Dans 68]

This may be a shock to you guys but I get bashed by Mrs Skip just about every day.   HeLP !

no help for you...or me, I get the same treatment....our wifes must be sisters...

(sucks to be us I guess)

both of you deserve it   

    having seen Chuck in action...     (at least 50%).     Wives are all related.

Dan

[djcarguy]

    all wives are sisters,,of satan]  angels when you meet them and all hell is unleashed 1st period after wedding... 1st against grooms family and friends that  you the asssssssss that dont understand her cant read her ever changing mind and wishes...  oh were doing a hubby bash??  hahaha run away,run faster,your doomed

[djcarguy]

 Funny and good for a smile these days,lol.

[charger490]

i have been bashed for 59 years .cant do anything right she hates all my friends dont do much around the house,maybe i need a new one.if i had to do it over there would have been a new one every 5 years. or maybe none than i could have done all the things i wanted to do.camping hunting, golf, more cars,than today i found out my friend at the library 35 has found a a new boy friend. maybe some day it will be all over.