Mathematical Certainty

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This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.  It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.  Now I know why some people are where they are

[learical1]

my caculator says ASSKISSING = 127%
I noticed this 5 years ago, when someone sent me the same email.  I see no one has bothered to correct it.
Just goes to show, don't believe anything sent in an email without checking the facts yourself.

[learical1]

And if you think ASSKISSING will get you far, try BROWNNOSING!

What's the difference between ASSKISSING and BROWNNOSING?

Depth perception.

[70 Charger RT]

 

[nvrbdn]

if you had succeded in proper ass kissing, there is no reason to go back and correct the points amount being that you are at an untouchable level and the hard worker will be blamed for the mistake and fired leaving no-one to correct the error.

[learical1]

if you had succeded in proper ass kissing, there is no reason to go back and correct the points amount being that you are at an untouchable level and the hard worker will be blamed for the mistake and fired leaving no-one to correct the error.

Spoken from experience?

[flyinlow]

my caculator says ASSKISSING = 127%
I noticed this 5 years ago, when someone sent me the same email.  I see no one has bothered to correct it.
Just goes to show, don't believe anything sent in an email without checking the facts yourself.
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WOW! double checking the math on a joke. Now that giviing a 110%

[learical1]

WOW! double checking the math on a joke. Now that giving a 110%

Bachelors of Science/Mathematics, Arizona State University, 1977
Don't use it at work, but I do need to exercise it every once in a while.