My wife and the ice cube tray

[PocketThunder]

Did you know that when you take the last ice cube from the ice cube tray (without being seen) that you're completely innocent if you put the ice cube tray back in the freezer..... empty!   

But, its no surprise to me.  When we were engaged and cohabitating before the wedding she would leave the toilet paper roll empty on the roller and i would confront her many times.  She said, well, the next person that needs it can refill it.   

Ahhhhh... Love is blind...


Paul
in Minnetonka.....  when does ice fishing begin?...??   

[b5blue]

Just start leaving the seat up on the toilet and full ice trays on the counter and see what happens! 

[bull]

The females in my house know quite well how to flip the light switches on but are completely baffled about how to turn them off. I tell them all they have to do is try it either direction until the light goes out but I guess it's just too much work.

[Ghoste]

They have a similar disease at my place Bull.  They understand fully how doors and drawers open but the closing function is a mystery the finest minds at NASA couldn't unravel.

[elacruze]

The age-old dilemma.

My current strategy is to post the transgressions on facebook. Seems to work so far. We'll see what Mom's reaction is the first time the kids squeal that 'Daddy's being mean and embarrassing me to my friends'

[A383Wing]

The females in my house know quite well how to flip the light switches on but are completely baffled about how to turn them off. I tell them all they have to do is try it either direction until the light goes out but I guess it's just too much work.

remove the bulbs

[chargergirl]

Get an ice maker, get the switches that go off in a few when no movement is detected. As for the doors, and drawers open and not replacing the roll...those are my pet peeves...so I tuck a few under the sink for just such a time...and slam the doors shut which is my sweethearts pet peeve...

[GTXtreme]

u should always have a rescue roll!

[Brock Samson]

 How about leaving mostly full glasses and mugs all over the house?..  

[ACUDANUT]

As long as we are not talking about wasting beer, I'm game.

[chargergirl]

How about leaving mostly full glasses and mugs all over the house?..  

That is why my kids are allowed on the holidays only...they are grown but they revert if left in mom's house for too long.

[b5blue]

My EX use to rag on me (as I'm custodial parent) that "If you keep busting their chops, there gonna pack up at 18 and not come back!" I told her: "Now yer starting to catch on!" 

[Road Dog]

My wife does the toilet paper thing. I think if gals use the bathroom during the night the of course sit down and don't need to or want to turn on the light. So, if the paper runs out then they can't change it cuz it's dark. Just an old married man's observation.

[Old Moparz]

No problem with ice at our house, I posted the recipe on the freezer door.

As far as leaving lights on & other things open, shut, up, or down, it's not my wife or me, our 11 year old daughter is the one who gets the brunt of it from the both of us. I can remember my own parents coming down on me for the same things, it's typical for a kid. Just last night my wife asked her to get a marker to write something down, & by the time she got upstairs she forgot what she was up there for & was playing with the cat. I asked her what it was she was supposed to do & she said, "I don't remember what Mommy said." The trip up the flight of steps knocked the memory out of her ears. 

How about the topic of when your wife said to get something out of her purse?   

[Road Dog]

I learned a long time ago just give the purse to her and it will save you a world of aggravation.

[ODZKing]

I learned a long time ago just give the purse to her and it will save you a world of aggravation.

I hear ya there.
I solved the ice cube thing ... fridge I bought has an automatic ice maker.  
But we do the filtered water thing.  I can't seem to get her to fill the thing.. I get to it and it has about an eighth of an inch in it  . 

[Todd Wilson]

The females in my house know quite well how to flip the light switches on but are completely baffled about how to turn them off. I tell them all they have to do is try it either direction until the light goes out but I guess it's just too much work.

I have that problem at my house too!


Todd

[Todd Wilson]

They have a similar disease at my place Bull.  They understand fully how doors and drawers open but the closing function is a mystery the finest minds at NASA couldn't unravel.

I got that problem at my house too!


Todd

[resq302]

The females in my house know quite well how to flip the light switches on but are completely baffled about how to turn them off. I tell them all they have to do is try it either direction until the light goes out but I guess it's just too much work.

Bull, I got the same problem at my house.  Funny how every single light in the house is on at one time and yet my wife is only in one room.  Better yet, the light in the closet is always left on when the bedroom light is off!  Figure that one out!  Best thing to do is to start unscrewing the light and tell them that it kept burning out cause the light was always left on!   

[tan top]

The females in my house know quite well how to flip the light switches on but are completely baffled about how to turn them off. I tell them all they have to do is try it either direction until the light goes out but I guess it's just too much work.

remove the bulbs

haha  good one 

[Todd Wilson]

Females in my house cant flush the F'n toilet either.   Everyone goes tinkle and leaves it.



Todd

[bull]

I learned a long time ago just give the purse to her and it will save you a world of aggravation.

I call my wife's purse the Twilight Zone. Of the 10 or so times I've gotten in there trying to find something I think maybe twice I've had any success.

[Wicked72]

Women are evil...very very Evil

[bull]

Women are evil...very very Evil

No, most of them just think on a different plane and have different priorities.

[PocketThunder]

Females in my house cant flush the F'n toilet either.   Everyone goes tinkle and leaves it.



Todd

C'mon Todd.......    If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown, flush it down!   

[A383Wing]

Women are evil...very very Evil

No, most of them just think on a different plane and have different priorities.

Most?? 

[bull]

Women are evil...very very Evil

No, most of them just think on a different plane and have different priorities.

Most?? 

Yes. Not all... most.

[chargergirl]

My EX use to rag on me (as I'm custodial parent) that "If you keep busting their chops, there gonna pack up at 18 and not come back!" I told her: "Now yer starting to catch on!" 

Doesn't work...they keep trying to come back as long as they know where you live! lol

Women are evil...very very Evil

No, most of them just think on a different plane and have different priorities.

Most?? 

Yes. Not all... most.

Yeah not all...and like we'd admit it 

[A383Wing]

Women are evil...very very Evil

Proof

[Old Moparz]

Women are evil...very very Evil

Proof

Can't argue with math.

[chargergirl]

Women are evil...very very Evil

Proof

Brilliant! and funny!

[TK73]

Don't keep any around here anymore, too much aggravation.

My office is about 75% women.  Seems the water jugs must be phallic looking as none of 'em will touch the jugs to refill the damn things.

[Wicked72]

Lmao great thread! 

[Tilar]

Just start leaving the seat up on the toilet and full ice trays on the counter and see what happens!