you say you want bubba and bros. to move your house? hehe

[RD]

Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Question # 1??:  
How much does a house weigh?

Question # 2??:
How much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???

And
Question # 3??:
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE
OR DOES IT COME UNDER
ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???

Y' ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY NOW, YA' HEAR!!!

[adauto]

You got any idea what water front property is worth???     

[nvrbdn]

you could fish from the garage you know theres always good fishing under bridges 

[bull]

Cut the ends off, gut the interior and you've a nice, new covered bridge. Probably stronger than the previous one too.

[69charger2002]

even the bay window is in the perfect spot...

[Todd Wilson]

Houston..........we have a problem...............


Todd

[MoparManJim]

Watch that first step, I heard it could be a real dozy.  

[tan top]

yikes 

[twodko]

I don't see the problem. He's got an impromptu Frank Lloyd Wright House AND he can fish off his porch!

[Ponch ®]

it's already got running water...

[Old Moparz]

Good thing it collapsed when it did. If they had made it across, the bridge probably would have been badly damaged for the next unsuspecting victim. 

[RD]

Good thing it collapsed when it did. If they had made it across, the bridge probably would have been badly damaged for the next unsuspecting victim. 

good point.. didnt think about that.. boy that would have sucked.. unless of course.. the car was a 69 charger painted orange, had 01 on its doors and rebel flag on its roof.  then.. it would be perfectly okay for it would have survived it unscratched.

[ITSA426]

I'd try to leave it right where it is.  It could turn a disaster into good fortune. 

Is it just me or does that look like Sarah Palin's profile in the General jumping the creek?

[Brock Samson]

 

[Chargen69]

That would SUCK!!

somebody's gonna get charged for fixing that bridge!

[Brock Samson]

 hope the insurance is all paid up all around, probably take three years to collect though,.. 

[A383Wing]

Question #4 Who pays for the bridge?

[Highbanked Hauler]

Question #4 Who pays for the bridge?

    and who pays for the crane to come in and lift the house

[472 R/T SE]

It's obvious the truck driver wasn't going fast enough.   

I hope that wasn't the only bridge crossing otherwise those folks are gonna get wet.  In the NW that would be an astronomical fine for impeding salmon.

[mikesbbody]

Rumour has it Bubba and Bros are now hiding out in Mexico 

[Tilar]

Question #4 Who pays for the bridge?

That would depend on how the bridge is rated and if it has the signs up showing load limit. And even if there is a load limit posted there is a chance that home might be under the limit if the county engineer hasn't inspected that bridge in a number of years.

This house was calculated at 149,000 lbs.

[PatrickPeeters]

You got any idea what water front property is worth???     

Just sell it!!! as is........

[Brock Lee]

It looks like its about to shear off by the garages. I would say the house is totaled.