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Two women try and get into a bar with their dogs.

Started by SeattleCharger, January 09, 2006, 02:24:30 AM

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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman
pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down
the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go
over to that bar and get something to drink."

The one with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got
dogs with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "just follow my lead."

They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on
a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."

The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is
my Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"

The woman
said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua figured convincing him a Chihuahua was
a seeing eye dog may be too far fetched, but thought, what the heck,
so she put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The one with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. This is my
Seeing-Eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a
f***ing Chihuahua???!!


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