IS IT THE WIFE FROM HELL OR SWEET REVENGE?

[71ChallengeHer]

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    >A Police officer pulls over a speeding car.  The officer says,"I
    >clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
    >
    >The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your
    >radar gun needs calibrating."
    >
    >Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:"Now don't be silly dear -- you
    >know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
    >
    >As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and
    >growls,  >"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
    >
    >The wife smiles demurely and says,"Well dear,you should be thankful your radar
    >detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher."
    >
    >As the officer makes out the second
    >ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says
    >through clenched teeth,"Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
    >
    >The officer frowns and says,'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat
    >belt, sir.  That's an automatic $75 fine.'
    >
    >The driver says,"Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off
    >when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back
    >pocket."
    >
    >The wife says,"Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt
    >on.  You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
    >
    >And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket , the driver turns to
    >his wife and barks,' WILLYOU PLEASE SHUT UP?
    >
    >The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
    >'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
    >
    >(I love this part)The woman smiles and says sweetly.
    >
    >'Only when he's been drinking.!'   

[thedodgeboys]

Women 

LMAO 

Good one Jacki 

[tan top]

haha  , his done for !! prolly for got her birthday or something

[RD]

I HATE HER. 

[71ChallengeHer]

    

[Al]

 

[The70RT]

I'm sure he was headed off to dump her sorry ass somewhere.....good thing she didn't know 

[4cruzin]

Yep . . reminds me of the old saying . . . YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM AND YOU CAN'T KILL 'EM.   

[Darkman]

Yep . . reminds me of the old saying . . . YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH 'EM AND YOU CAN'T KILL 'EM.   

Well......it's 20 to life for murder with a possibility for early parole for good behaviour....you don't get that with marriage

[chargerman67]