Immigrant Sex

[Tilar]

An illegal immigrant tries to pick up a hooker. "Hey, how much you charge for da hour?" he asks.

"$100,'" she replies.

In broken English he says, "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No," she says.

"I pay you $200 do Immigrant Style."

"No," she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $500."

"No," she says.

So finally he says, "Okay, I pay you $1,000 do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos. How bad could Immigrant Style be?''

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after several hours, they finish.

Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says,"Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?"

The illegal immigrant replies, "I screw you. You send bill to Government."

[The70RT]

That reminds me - How do you make a whore moan?.....don't pay her!

[Scotty Dave]

 

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[royt440]

That reminds me - How do you make a whore moan?.....don't pay her!

I think the word was "hormone"

[Al]

good one 

[The70RT]

That reminds me - How do you make a whore moan?.....don't pay her!

I think the word was "hormone"

Yeah but the meaning is the way I spelled it.