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Good Grief! What'd they do to Kelly?

Started by bull, December 22, 2005, 10:22:34 PM

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bull

The magazines just can't resist taking these female singers and playing major dress up with them. Seems like one day they're the girl next door and the next they're the working girl next door. I didn't recognize Kelly here on the cover of Blender, still don't. She looks like a cross between Allison Krauss and Billy Idol, not that I'm complaining or anything because she does look pretty good but I was just surprised at the major transformation. However I do think it's kind of sick when magazines like Movieline dress the underage actresses up like hookers. I think some of these hair and makeup artists should be working for the federal witness protection program. http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=1824

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TruckDriver

Wow!  :puke: They ruined her look totally. I ronic you posted this as they just had a story of her on the news
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im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"

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 :iagree:

...and she still is not very attractive.  Although that voice does make her a little "hotter"  It's actually pretty incredible.  AOL sometimes runs "unplugged" songs from various artists and I saw her doing some song and I was blown away.

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greenpigs

Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



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A lot depends on what type of music she will be recording. If she's going country she wants to look like the beauty queen next door. If she's going to try her hand at rock she needs to look like a herion addict who would do anything for a fix.
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Orange_Crush

Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

tomonty

QuoteI still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

:haha: Now that was funny
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bull

Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

Post your photo so we can pick you apart now. ;)

Orange_Crush

Quote from: bull on December 23, 2005, 10:39:13 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

Post your photo so we can pick you apart now. ;)

I'll help you out.

I'm fat, hairy, and balding.  I also carry a constant 3-day-growth on my face.  I also had a bout with Bell's palsy when I was younger and it caused permanent damage to my face so one of my eyes is smaller than the other.

Its pretty scary...really.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Old Moparz

Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 10:49:43 AM

I'll help you out.

I'm fat, hairy, and balding.   I also carry a constant 3-day-growth on my face.   I also had a bout with Bell's palsy when I was younger and it caused permanent damage to my face so one of my eyes is smaller than the other.

Its pretty scary...really.


And you make fun of my good looks?   :nana:
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Orange_Crush

Quote from: Old Moparz on December 23, 2005, 11:46:55 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 10:49:43 AM

I'll help you out.

I'm fat, hairy, and balding.   I also carry a constant 3-day-growth on my face.   I also had a bout with Bell's palsy when I was younger and it caused permanent damage to my face so one of my eyes is smaller than the other.

Its pretty scary...really.


And you make fun of my good looks?     :nana:

Yeah...but unlike you, I've never posteda pic of myself! :moon:
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

bull

Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 10:49:43 AM
Quote from: bull on December 23, 2005, 10:39:13 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

Post your photo so we can pick you apart now. ;)

I'll help you out.

I'm fat, hairy, and balding.   I also carry a constant 3-day-growth on my face.   I also had a bout with Bell's palsy when I was younger and it caused permanent damage to my face so one of my eyes is smaller than the other.

Its pretty scary...really.

Hey, I just found your pic:


Orange_Crush

Quote from: bull on December 23, 2005, 11:53:53 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 10:49:43 AM
Quote from: bull on December 23, 2005, 10:39:13 AM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

Post your photo so we can pick you apart now. ;)

I'll help you out.

I'm fat, hairy, and balding.   I also carry a constant 3-day-growth on my face.   I also had a bout with Bell's palsy when I was younger and it caused permanent damage to my face so one of my eyes is smaller than the other.

Its pretty scary...really.

Hey, I just found your pic:



Damn!!!  Buzz his head with a #4 guard, make him 10 years younger and its me!
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Afflyer

I don't see the "after" pics of Kelly.  All I get are red x's.

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Orange_Crush

Quote from: Afflyer on December 23, 2005, 12:18:26 PM
I don't see the "after" pics of Kelly.   All I get are red x's.

:icon_smile_dead:

Right mouse click on the Xs, go to "properties" adn copy and paste the URL in your address bar and they'll show up.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

I dont know, I always thought she was hot in a "not really a hot chick" kinda way. I have to admit, I really liked that song where she tries to rock out....
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Orange_Crush

Quote from: Ponch on December 23, 2005, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

I dont know, I always thought she was hot in a "not really a hot chick" kinda way. I have to admit, I really liked that song where she tries to rock out....

Ah Ah AH AHOMO!!!

Gesundheit.
I ain't got time for pain, the only pain I got time for is the pain i put on fools how don't know what time it is.

Ponch ®

Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 01:41:36 PM
Quote from: Ponch on December 23, 2005, 01:39:12 PM
Quote from: Orange_Crush on December 23, 2005, 08:43:27 AM
Quote from: Ponch on December 22, 2005, 11:02:24 PM
im not exactly sure how a making a chick hotter "ruins her looks"



:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

I don't know what's more offensive to me about Kelly Clarkson...her music or her looks.

Don't get me wrong, she has a good voice, unfortunately, whover writes her songs is suffering from a serious case of recto-cranial inversion and, aside from the fact that she has the worst skin of anyone in the entertainment industry (axcept for, maybe, Seal) she also has a bad case of the "bigface."

I still say, though, that Kelly Clarkson is NOT the ugliest female American Idol alumnus.

That would be Clay Aiken.

I dont know, I always thought she was hot in a "not really a hot chick" kinda way. I have to admit, I really liked that song where she tries to rock out....

Ah Ah AH AHOMO!!!

Gesundheit.

Hey man..just because I was moved by Brokeback Mountain, Im no homo.

BTW - hate on seal's effed up face all you want, but he still gets to ball Heidi Klum.
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Looks like she spent some time on her knees in that 2nd pic. :D

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