Have you ever wished someone would get cancer after reading their Xmas letter?

[ChargerBill]

  priceless...

[694spdRT]

 

[Johnny SixPack]

[triple_green]

My life is great, what's wrong with you guys!!!   

I know it is overused, but my glass is "half full".

3X

[Charger_Fan]

Merry Christmas from the BBD's!

We would like to wish each and every one of you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!!!

It's been a very busy year for the BBD's, all in all it's been horrible! We had all the luck this year.........all bad luck and when the Master Card bill comes in a month or so things will get worse! But I won't get into our financial straights just yet.

To begin with a our loving pet goat died earlier this year leaving the children without a bedtime snuggle buddy! Good news is that he went quickly, I don't even think he saw truck that him out in the road that day. We ate good that night though due to the fact that the meat had already been tenderized....Mmmm. The kids miss him dearly though!

Onto the kids! Lil Bubba has been failing everything in school this year. How do you get an F in lunch period? Along with his poor schooling he has had a few 'run ins' with the law! On more than one occassion the cops had to bring him home after he was out late drinking! I got a good hour long lecture one night from them, "Your boy need help Mr BBD, we can't keep bringing your son home on the weekends like this..........blah   blah blah." I just hope he gets though the 4th grade this year! That liquor will mess a youngin's mind up!

Starla, shes the middle child, has faired a little better. She's got her drug problem under control now (we think!) and we've noticed the liquor cabinet lock has not been tampered with. Thats good! She has a new boyfriend (they change weekly it seems), he's only about twenty years older than she is. We are narrowing the gap with each one! We've noticed she has put on a little weight over that last few months and has been throwing up in the morning alot!....hmm. Must be from all that good eating Mrs BBD serves up!

Speaking of serving, that brings us to our last and oldest child, Leeroy. He's due get get released from prison this year! It will be so good to have the whole family together at the holidays! Leeroy still claims he didn't shoot that gas station attendant in the testicles and steal all that money, but the video camera proved otherwise! Anyway, he'll be home soon!

And now the homestead, or whats left of it. We've missed a few payments on it of course with me being out of work due to the condition I have, exposive hemeroids which y'all already know about. I also discovered another mans underware under my bed the other day, Mrs BBD claims they are mine but I've not worn a size 30 waist in the long time. The car was repo'd last week and phone rings none stop with people wanting their money. Good news is that the phone will be shut off in the morning so we'll get no more calls!

Well, I'll close this years update now due to the fact that the library is closing. Thats were I'm at now, the cable was shut off three weeks ago at the house.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

BBD & Family

HHHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!

[Silver R/T]

funniest one yet!