Debate: Is Jon Cotner really Elvis Presley ?

[JoeyGowdy]

Source: http://www.elvisandhistory.com/cotner.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP2d33cnrik

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwSKT2oWu4Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYbXeLTnf0

[RD]

u r joking right?

[bull]

u r joking right?

Probably not.

[moparnole]

All this technology just rots peoples minds..........

[Ponch ®]

OMG...LAWLZ

everyone knows John Titor was Elvis Presley.

[Brock Lee]

And Paul McCartney really died in 1966.....

[Tilar]

That bastard is dead...Why else would I have come through Memphis in August of 77 and be stuck behind more traffic than I had ever seen.

[Mike DC]

 
Have the Michael Jackson sightings started yet?

[BigBlackDodge]

 
Have the Michael Jackson sightings started yet?

MJ is dead? OMG!


BBD

[Back N Black]

Yep, Elvis had one 2 many cheese burgers and died on the crapper!  ( Shit Happens)

[Brock Lee]

Many believe Tupac is still alive. I find the sightings funny as finding guys that look like Tupac is about as easy as finding guys that look like Kenny Rogers in any hardware store or Cracker Barrel.

It amusing that most Elvis impersonators may have one similar feature and milk it. Like one that one impersonator I see doing star car stuff that looks more like Jay Leno than Elvis.

[nvrbdn]

the perfect job for all these musicians that fake their deaths is to impersonate themselves. that way they hide right out in public!!! its genius.

[chargergirl]

Quoting Men In Black..."Elvis isn't dead he just went back to his home planet"!

[Brock Lee]

the perfect job for all these musicians that fake their deaths is to impersonate themselves. that way they hide right out in public!!! its genius.

The only problem with that logic is they don't make nearly as much as an impersonator. The very best impersonator, at best, may bring in a quarter of the genuine article for performances. And performances are NOT where the big money is at.

[nvrbdn]

but the  real deal has made millions and cant walk down the street. but hes dead and the impersonator can go anywhere and people look at him and say "get a life"  he can do anything and go anywhere and he is rich.

[MoparManJim]

but the  real deal has made millions and cant walk down the street. but hes dead and the impersonator can go anywhere and people look at him and say "get a life"  he can do anything and go anywhere and he is rich.

Like that they say, everyone in life as a person that looks like them. This might be the case here, I will admit here, The photo Joey posted on the Extra, he does look like Elvis alot in the face and we all know what Elvis looked like when he was younger. But age him up in the face and then look at the photo above and I would say they would be close or a match. 

[Brock Lee]

but the  real deal has made millions and cant walk down the street. but hes dead and the impersonator can go anywhere and people look at him and say "get a life"  he can do anything and go anywhere and he is rich.

Once the millions are made doesn't mean they last forever. The Elvis estate has teetered on the verge of bankruptcy several times since he died. If he faked his death, it would not be a case where he would just resume life as an unknown. All of his Elvis era assets would be entrusted to the estate.

[nvrbdn]

you could be right, so then it would go down to do you want to live in a box rich, or free and average??? of course i think they are all dead and was just thinking out side the box, oops thats a taco commercial. now im hungry!!!! oh well back to the dead guys.

[Mike DC]

  
I wonder why it's always the musicians that are rumored to still be alive?  


You never seem to hear this talk about actors who tragically die before their time.  James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Wood, Steve McQueen, River Phoenix, etc.  Some of those actors died in tragic fitting ways and others in pretty weird circumstances with unanswered questions.  Either way it seems like a lot of fodder for undead rumors. 

   

[TeeWJay426]

This took three minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

[Old Moparz]

This took three minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

There's a bright side to that, though. Look at how much better the marginally shitty threads will be.