WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY

[RD]

    Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
     God bless America !
    P.S.. It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

[squeakfinder]

         I'll be there!!!        




         

[GunMetal]

WHAT DAY?!!!! Can they start today and continue until a day is unanimously decided? I'm getting my lawn chair out now, beer's in the cooler!!!!

[flyinlow]

The recently divorced 30-ish Blonde across the road cuts her lawn in a green Bikini (matches her John Deere riding mower).

I will do my duty and inform her today!   

[chargergirl]

Don't want everyone in the neighborhood laughing that hard! Besides we should never announce the time...and we should all be eating a pork something or other.

[MoparManJim]

  Do I hear alot of wrecks and fender benders happening?

They must really want America to crash in style as they know what will get the males attentions as well!   

[69rtse4spd]

The recently divorced 30-ish Blonde across the road cuts her lawn in a green Bikini (matches her John Deere riding mower).

I will do my duty and inform her today!   

WE NEED PICTURES!!!!!

[Bob T]

pm me the date RD, I'll support your patriotic cause 

[tan top]

The recently divorced 30-ish Blonde across the road cuts her lawn in a green Bikini (matches her John Deere riding mower).

I will do my duty and inform her today!   

WE NEED PICTURES!!!!!

   

[twodko]

I'm with ya RD! In fact I'm making up some BLT's to go wit' my beer.