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Three ill men

Started by nh_mopar_fan, August 19, 2010, 12:29:42 PM

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nh_mopar_fan

3 ill men meet with their doctors. One is an alcoholic, one is a chain smoker, and one is a sex addict.

The doctor tells them, "If any of you indulge in your vice again, you will die."

Walking home, the three pass a bar. The alcoholic heads in, orders a shot, drinks it, and drops dead.

The other two are shaken up and leave the bar. As they continue down the street, they see a lit cigarette on the ground.

The sex addict looks at the chain smoker and says "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."

:smilielol:

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