10 Short & Tasteless Jokes

[Old Moparz]

 

Q. What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A. "Not according to Dad."

Q. What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A. The Spice Girls!

Q. What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together?
A. One more mishap!

Q. What has four legs and no ears?
A. Mike Tyson's dog.

Q. Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A. Cause there's twenty of them.

Q. What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
A. Christopher Reeves got the electric chair....and O.J walked!

Q. What is the name of Helen Keller's dog?
A. Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.

Q. What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A. The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

Q. What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
A. A blind date.

Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
A. He couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"

[Charger_Fan]

 

I had trouble pronouncing Helen Keller's dog's name.

[viper r/t]

 

[PocketThunder]

I had trouble pronouncing Helen Keller's dog's name.