vasectomy

[moparstuart]

A man goes into the hospital for a
vasectomy.

Before the procedure the
nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his
clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie
down on the table. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her
clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with
him.

Upon the completion of the
act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all
about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that
before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed
and that the vas deferens is easier for the surgeon to locate and
sever.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating
room.

While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men
in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks "What are they
doing in there"?

The nurse
responds,

"They are getting vasectomies too, but you have
Blue
Cross and they have Obama
Care.

[68coronetGLwannabe]

 

[1970Moparmann]

 

[chargergirl]

yep

[doctor4766]

Reminds me of when I went to get a checkup and the hot nurse told me I would have to stop masturbating.
In disbelief I asked her "why?"
She told me it was difficult to examine me whilst I was doing that   

[PocketThunder]

Reminds me of when I went to get a checkup and the hot nurse told me I would have to stop masturbating.
In disbelief I asked her "why?"
She told me it was difficult to examine me whilst I was doing that   

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!      

[chargerman67]

good stuff

[Al]