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The Breakfast Morning (please post all kind of jokes and what not in here) LOL

Started by MoparManJim, July 30, 2010, 09:12:31 PM

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PocketThunder

#25
August 18, 2010, 10:16:14 AM
What did a dog say when he skidded his butt on sand paper?  "Ruff"
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

RallyeMike

#26
August 19, 2010, 01:13:26 AM
This thread reminds me of a great movie


http://gluesniff.ytmnd.com/
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PocketThunder

#27
August 19, 2010, 11:24:48 AM
A horse walks into a bar and the barkeeper says, why the long face? 




C'mon Krylon keep up!
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Khyron

#28
August 19, 2010, 11:30:02 AM
what did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?      "DAM!"


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Khyron

#29
August 19, 2010, 11:31:50 AM
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins?

He baptised one and kept the other as a control


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Khyron

#30
August 19, 2010, 11:33:02 AM
 :icon_smile_big:


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skip68

#31
August 19, 2010, 12:00:16 PM
Now kids, ....play nice or you're all going on time-out and you're toys, (charger's) will be taken away for a week!!! Hehehe! Hey,........ it works at my house! Mrs.skip68
skip68, A.K.A. Chuck \ 68 Charger 440 auto\ 67 Camaro RS (no 440)       FRANKS & BEANS !!!

PocketThunder

#32
August 20, 2010, 10:37:31 AM
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, Hey, we have a drink named after you.  The grasshopper says, really, you have a drink named Ted?
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Khyron

#33
August 20, 2010, 12:11:09 PM
Two monkeys were getting into the bath. One said, "Oo, oo, oo, aah, aah aah."
The other replied, "Well put some cold in it then."


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squeakfinder

#34
August 22, 2010, 11:09:32 AM

   How do you get a cat to sound like a dog? Soak them in gasoline and light them on fire. They'll go "Woof."
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Darkman

#35
August 22, 2010, 06:32:58 PM
What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A blue bucket
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

PocketThunder

#36
August 23, 2010, 11:42:24 AM
Quote from: Darkman on August 22, 2010, 06:32:58 PM
What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A blue bucket
:rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:  C'mon, you cant post jokes that are actually funny in this thread!   :smilielol:


"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

chargergirl

#37
August 23, 2010, 06:58:46 PM
What has 4 wheels and flys ....a garbage truck!
Trust your Woobie!

MoparManJim

#38
August 23, 2010, 07:36:43 PM
Quote from: chargergirl on August 23, 2010, 06:58:46 PM
What has 4 wheels and flys ....a garbage truck!

4 wheeler!

They have 4 wheels and you make them fly at times. 

PocketThunder

#39
August 24, 2010, 04:27:27 PM
what is black and white and red all over?  a newspaper.
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

learical1

#40
August 24, 2010, 05:11:30 PM
Quote from: PocketThunder on August 24, 2010, 04:27:27 PM
what is black and white and red all over? 

A nun with a bloody nose.
Bruce

squeakfinder

#41
August 24, 2010, 09:19:36 PM

What's black and white and go's ding dong....


  a beat up Avon Lady.
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PocketThunder

#42
August 25, 2010, 10:04:36 AM
Did you hear about the Amish couple that wanted a divorce?  The judge asked the wife for her reason for divorce and she told him that her husband drove her buggy.
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

71ChallengeHer

#43
August 25, 2010, 11:23:26 AM
A bear and a rabbit were taking a poop in the woods. The bear asked the rabbit " Do you have problems with poop sticking to your fur ? " The rabbit replied " No " So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

Brock Samson

#44
August 25, 2010, 02:15:11 PM
   y is 6 scared of 7?   :popcrn:

learical1

#45
August 25, 2010, 04:01:50 PM
Quote from: Brock Samson on August 25, 2010, 02:15:11 PM
   y is 6 scared of 7?   :popcrn:

'Cause 7 ate 9.
Bruce

PocketThunder

#46
August 26, 2010, 08:23:43 AM
what do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse.
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

doctor4766

#47
August 26, 2010, 09:38:15 AM
Quote from: MoparManJim on August 23, 2010, 06:58:46 PM
4 wheeler!

They have 4 wheels and you make them fly at times.  

 


Yeah just ask Mark lol
Gotta love a '69

chargergirl

#48
August 26, 2010, 07:42:56 PM
How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?    White out on the screen.
Trust your Woobie!

MoparManJim

#49
August 26, 2010, 09:33:13 PM
Quote from: doctor4766 on August 26, 2010, 09:38:15 AM
Quote from: MoparManJim on August 23, 2010, 06:58:46 PM
4 wheeler!

They have 4 wheels and you make them fly at times.  

 


Yeah just ask Mark lol

Good one!  :lol:

But he would probably deni it though like he does everything though
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