The Old Woman

[MoparManJim]

And old woman and man was going down a dirt road, they came up to a car that slowed down and was waiting to pull out onto the road. The old man tells his wife to give the the person the right away.. {the missing part} well when he said that she speeded up and nailed the other car in the tail end and {/end of missing part} about 15 minutes later a cop was interviewing both parties to find out what happen. The old man told the officer he didn't know because he told his wife to give the person the right away.. his wife looks up and says "I thought you said get him right away"!  

[Brock Samson]

          i don't git it

[Darkman]

Was there some missed out? Did an accident occur?

[mauve66]

 

[MoparManJim]

Was there some missed out? Did an accident occur?

Yes there was. I did that to see if you all was paying attention or sleeping. 

[waroc]

     

[Brock Samson]

  was the "{Missing part/s}" the humor?..   

[MoparManJim]

Nevermind   

I'm starting to find you all to be doll..   

[Brock Samson]

Nevermind   

I'm starting to find you all to be doll..   

  E a mulher adulta e o homem estavam indo abaixo de uma estrada de terra, veio até um carro que retardasse e esperasse para retirar na estrada. O homem idoso diz sua esposa para dar imediatamente o a pessoa. {a parte faltante} jorre quando disse que acelerou e pregou o outro carro na extremidade de cauda e {/end de parte faltante} aproximadamente 15 minutos mais tarde uma bobina entrevistavam ambos os partidos para encontrar o que acontecem. O homem idoso disse-o ao oficial didn' t sabe porque disse sua esposa para dar imediatamente a pessoa. sua esposa olha acima e diz o " Eu pensei que você disse lhe começ imediatamente o "! 

  your a doll too Jim! 

[gettingstarted]

 

[softazzsilk]

Why post it...If you don't know it?

[MoparManJim]

Why post it...If you don't know it?

The Lighter Side
Jokes, funnies, comedy, and other assorted silliness...

This seems to fall under each one of those. Mean it was just for fun. Sometimes you don't have to know something in order to post something.. at times you can just have fun. Besides I was testing out afew of the members to see if they was awake or not by leaving part of it "out"   and they was awake.  

Also, now to also kinda answer your question again, you ask me why did I post it if (you assume I didn't know it) I didn't know it. Well why did you reply to me and ask me that question. Well it's because you wanted to post something. Why "did" you post for  .. because you just wanted to. 

[RallyeMike]

I'm very impressed by the obedience of the wife. Do you have contact information for the old man? I'd like to ask him a few questions.

[waroc]