Peacock

[A383Wing]

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is  66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ............

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."

[MoparManJim]

  good one!  

But looking at that photo  , why would anyone be that stupid to do that dumbness to them self's? Don't they have the brains the good lord gave them? 

[A383Wing]

obviously not

[grdprx]

I had to see what this was about.  Hilarious!  Maybe they should get a DNA test... 

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[flyinlow]

Dose the carpet match the drapes?

[Khyron]

$5 says no carpet... only hard wood *rimshot*