Guy in the woods

[nh_mopar_fan]

One day while out for a hike in the woods, a hiker comes across a guy with his ear against a tree.

Hiker: "What are you doing?"

Tree hugger: If you hug this tree and put your ear up to it, you can hear nature. Want to try it?"

When the hiker hugs the tree, the guy handcuffs him, steals his money and his clothes.

A few hours go by and another guy comes down the trail to find the hiker naked and handcuffed to the tree.

After the hiker explains what happened, he hears a zipper and a whisper in his ear, "Today's not your day..."

[mauve66]

 

[oldschool]

          what he said......

[MoparManJim]

          what he said......

[tan top]

          what he said......

....... ..........

[MoparManJim]

I think this was a foul joke! or I should say foul ball.. with how the members so far replyed to it with the same thing. Lets face it, when it's a foul joke it's a foul joke. 

[mauve66]

fowl joke, was there a bird in there also?   there we go, finally something to laugh about on this one....................

[nh_mopar_fan]

 

It was in Maxim last month.

[MoparManJim]

It was in Maxim last month.

What? the bird?   

[Khyron]

I think this was a foul joke! or I should say foul ball.. with how the members so far replyed to it with the same thing. Lets face it, when it's a foul joke it's a foul joke. 

wanna go for a hike?

[MoparManJim]

I think this was a foul joke! or I should say foul ball.. with how the members so far replyed to it with the same thing. Lets face it, when it's a foul joke it's a foul joke. 

wanna go for a hike?

(acting like Hawkeye peirce on M.A.S.H) only if you go gentail..   

[Khyron]

LOL, I love M.A.S.H.!