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Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women...

Started by SeattleCharger, December 11, 2005, 03:37:16 PM

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SeattleCharger

December 11, 2005, 03:37:16 PM
Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women...

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you
try it out a few   times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman: YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR
A GUN.


Why would you want anything else?  Just give me a Charger and I'll be happy.

HAZZARDJOHN

#1
December 12, 2005, 09:52:04 AM
 :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol: :smilielol:

That is Funny cause it is true! :2thumbs:
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't fix your brakes, but don't worry I made your horn louder."

waroc

#2
December 13, 2005, 04:06:59 AM
 :METAL: i got a gun for my wife..........and i ain't gonna miss her either !    :punkrocka:
M a s s i v e l y  O v e r  P o w e r e d  A n d  R e s p e c t e d

Silver R/T

#3
December 21, 2005, 12:53:22 AM
good ones
http://www.cardomain.com/id/mitmaks

1968 silver/black/red striped R/T
My Charger is hybrid, it runs on gas and on tears of ricers
2001 Ram 2500 CTD
1993 Mazda MX-3 GS SE
1995 Ford Cobra SVT#2722

my73charger

#4
December 21, 2005, 12:42:40 PM
LMAO! :smilielol:

PocketThunder

#5
December 21, 2005, 01:27:13 PM
 :icon_smile_big:    :icon_smile_big:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

8WHEELER

#6
December 21, 2005, 10:31:33 PM
 :bow: :bow:   :patriot:
74 Dart Sport 360, just for added fun.

golden73

#7
December 22, 2005, 12:04:04 AM
 :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:

that was funny
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