Something Last Night Very Strange With My Sofa (mystery might be solved)

[PocketThunder]

Time to have a girlfriend over to "watch a movie" before the gaswell guys shutdown.  If you know what i mean.. 

[Old Moparz]

I think you need to start isolating your furniture from the vibrations by suspending things from the ceiling so you can sleep at night. 


The bed might be tricky if you have company though. 

[moparstuart]

I think you need to start isolating your furniture from the vibrations by suspending things from the ceiling so you can sleep at night. 


The bed might be tricky if you have company though. 

yeah i wanna sit and eat dinner on a log       my wife aint going for that .

[Khyron]

yeah i wanna sit and eat dinner on a log       my wife aint going for that .

the log comes after dinner *rimshot*



poopie joke fo rthe win!

[bakerhillpins]

yeah i wanna sit and eat dinner on a log       my wife aint going for that .

the log comes after dinner *rimshot*



poopie joke fo rthe win!

[Manfred318]

yeah i wanna sit and eat dinner on a log       my wife aint going for that .

the log comes after dinner *rimshot*



poopie joke fo rthe win!

HEYO...

[MoparManJim]

Well, as some of you are taking this as a joke, I been looking into the issue and at things around the house. Have removed afew things from the house in the last few days and things are quite now. The gaswell guys was back at the wells yesterday for some time working again and the sofa wasn't doing a thing. I had two things that my cousin gave to me last year that belonged to his late mother. I had these things stuck behind the sofa or at least the one item was. I removed both of these things yesterday evening from the house and I must say I feel better now.  

I talked to my two cousin's that lives 30 miles away the other day and was shock at to what they told me about there place that has been going on recently also at there house. They been having something going on to. Now the thing is, my cousins both told me and even a friend of there's even seen it as well in there house. My cousin said he always told the old lady that he swear at times he seen someone on there trailer. Well last week they had a friend and his son stay over, now this guy doesn't make stuff up at all as he doesn't belive in that kind of stuff. Well they was spending the night there. The son is sleeping, the father is watching tv, my cousin's are asleep in there bed room. My friend said told them he though he felt someone watching him. He looked around quickly and didn't notice anything. My cousin told me that the friend said he felts eyes on him, he looked at the kitchen area and just over the table top at the space where the hall way is at he sees a man looking at him. When he jumps and looks again there is nothing there. Turns out when my cousin ask him  what this look like he ask my cousin what did he think he sees every now and then around the house (glipchs of). My cousin told him and our friend look at him and said that was the same thing he seen but he didn't get a glatch at it he saw it   . The first thing I ask my two cousin's on the phone was what did they bring in recent;y or get and how long has it been going on to kinda figure out what started it. But the area they live in does have a history side just down over the hill is where a battle was fought at though.

When I told my cousin's about my sofa issue, they ask me the same things you all did about if there was anything living inside of it   and  I told me one cousin that I had already check and the answer was no. The sofa didn't vibrate for afew days now. BUT early this morning around 2am I was tired and set down on the sofa and I also had a slight heart beat in my leg and also my hip area and after knowing that after I set down on the sofa and I did feel it vibrating again so I thought I would check it out this time and I had the Wind Machine fan turn on just across from it on high gear and I think that is the whole issue because where it is setting at is afew press boards running from under the floor of that area to under the sofa area. What makes me think this is when I felt it I got up and stuck my hand under the cushion, under the sofa to the spring area and also to the floor and the floor also had a slight vib to it and the way the fan was running/shaking I could feel the same patern movemint on the floor area where my hand was at. Each time the fan was always in the same area but moved in different spots in that small area though, sometime I had it facing the sofa and times I had it point away alittle. I think it depends on the area on the floor where the fan big plastic legs are setting at when the fan is on. Because I had the fan in almost the same point area last week like I did last night when I notice it and also the fan was like that all the time when my cousin and my friend both felt the vibrating as well. But with the floor having 1/2 inch of carpet and a 1/2 inch of foam cushion under the carpet and then the flooring, I didn't think it was poseable for the fan to give of the vibrating though as I thought the foam cushion in the floor would have absorb that. So I think the issue might be coming from my heart beats (that I kinda didn't know was there) and also the fan at the same time  

[MoparManJim]

Time to have a girlfriend over to "watch a movie" before the gaswell guys shutdown.  If you know what i mean.. 

I hear you loud and clear my friend 

[MoparManJim]

Hey guys, and gals..  

I told a person the other night in a PM when this thread was mention as a slight laugh   , I told that person that there was more fun stuff coming up.. well here is what I meant by that    

Afew days back in the evening, I went for a walk with my cousin back to the old farm place to see how things was doing back there.. now there is way more to this about the old farm but I go into it though. Anways as me cousin (up in his 60's) and I walk around the old place. he was telling me storys about what all had went on back there in the old days. Now I know for a plain fact there is grave sites back there EVEN of young kids also! and that the one tree loggin company had NO respect back around 15 years ago when they log out back there and that they push head stones OVER and plowed them under. Well things have grown up back there. Well as we was walking around my cousin spotted something laying face down in a mud puddle, we walk over to the mud puddle and my cousin got down alittle and reach over and got ahold of it. Turns out it's a head stone! And judge by the looks of it, we might know where it had came from.. from one of the old old grave sites that is afew miles away. This head stone is of a young boy that was only 4 years old when he past. Now the date is I think April 5, 1832. My cousin and I have no idea long the head stone has been laying or what but judging by the looks it has been there for some time. My cousin and I decided we would take and return it to the kid's grave site or at least get it back to where it rightfullu belongs at.. and my cousin knows alot of people in the area and alot of the grave places and he's going to check to see where it came from due to the name on the head stone.  I know there is alot of grave sites around me.. and like I told my cousin lets see if we can get this thing back to the rightful place. I hate when people picks on kids and steels from kids and I hate mostly when someone does it to a decease kid like this. I mean of all things.. taking a kid's head stone is down right low if you ask me and it shows the person kinda has no dang respect.  But judging from the age the head stone is in though I know it had to be back there for well over at least 10 years plus. I took and tried to clean it off myself to see what name was on it as it was dirty and had mud on it.  

(update) found out the original location of the head stone place, it's all the way on the other side of town! Plus thanks to a good friend of mine, I go the info of what the head stone also says. April 25, 1853 was the year the kid died at 4 years old   , I'll be getting ahold of my cousin to let him know what direction the head stone came from so we can return it.. I like to know who took it from the kid's grave site though  

PS: I know I won't ever live the sofa ordeal down    
I guess I'm kinda label for life with it..    

PS:PS: I don't believe I got the A and the E in the wrong spots!  

[resq302]

You're lebal for life?  I know what a "label" is.   

[MoparManJim]

You're lebal for life?  I know what a "label" is.   

funny.... very funny..   

[resq302]

oh sure, go back and modify it so I look like the fool.   

[MoparManJim]

oh sure, go back and modify it so I look like the fool.   

 

[A383Wing]

PS: I know I won't ever live the sofe ordeal down    

whuts a "sofe"?? 

[Brock Samson]

  Jim? Might I suggest a name change to "Sofa King"?..  

[MoparManJim]

PS: I know I won't ever live the sofe ordeal down    

whuts a "sofe"?? 

I'm I'm not sure, what is a "sofe"? I know what a sofa is though. 

[MoparManJim]

Jim? Might I suggest a name change to "Sofa King"?..  

I sure as heck isn't a sofa king!   

heck I'm not even a king at all.. 

[jpsycoboy5]

So any update on the coach?

[Brock Samson]

 Yeah, turns out it was a draft commin' from under the front door.. 

[MoparManJim]

Very cute. Rub it in all you guys want, I know you know you just want to  . David, your not to far off from what you said man, I did in fact have a big draft coming up under the sofa as I found it afew nights back  when i was moving stuff around in the house. Yes I am still chasing down afew drafts yet. I have 2 that I can not find where they are in fact coming from..   

[Darkman]

Maybe the sofa is causing the drafts 

[A383Wing]

Yes I am still chasing down afew drafts yet. I have 2 that I can not find where they are in fact coming from..   

use a small candle to see where the drafts moves the flame...then use candle to burn the couch

[Old Moparz]

Maybe the sofa is causing the drafts 

Farts that have been trapped in the foam rubber for years are starting to emerge from the downward pressure when you sit.

Using a candle might be hazardous from the methane buidup.

[BigBlackDodge]

Maybe the sofa is causing the drafts 

Farts that have been trapped in the foam rubber for years are starting to emerge from the downward pressure when you sit.

Using a candle might be hazardous from the methane buidup.

Now that's funny!!!!


BBD

[MoparManJim]

Okay, well it happen the other night again.. I was setting on it watching a movie.. an next I know the dang thing started vibrating to a point where you can feel the sofa vibrating good. I got up an stould still next to the sofa to see if I could feel anything through my feet (yes I was bear feet) an nope no nothing. Set back down an sore as heck I could feel the vibration.  

I'm puzzled...