The Two Old Men And Election Time

[MoparManJim]

There was two old men working in two different things. Old Man #1 was getting ready to run for congress again and didn't have the signs done yet and his helpers wasn't no better. Old Man#2 owned a poster making shop that did signs and was old friends with Old Man#1 but he had a hearing issue from time to time. 

When Old Man#1 one evening found out he would need new signs made up for his run to work he set out to do it him self, at first he thought do tv ads and posters also as he was bound to win the election this time as that was how the other person won it before. 

Old Man#1 set out with recording this and that of him talking. Well he had alot of footage recorded and he ask his helpers to edit the stuff togother as he didn't know how to do computer stuff and they did. They started to get alot of clips edited but Old Man#1 wasn't there for most of it as he was out doing his part.

Old Man#1 gets back in and and after finding out what his helpers had done all that day to help him out, He informs them that it is time he calls his old friend Old Man#2 up to see how long it would take to get the posters made up. He ask his helpers to play the edited footage they worked on so he can see it all and tell them what to use and what not to use. 

As he heads for the phone the helpers puts the stuff on and starts to play all the stuff at a time. Old Man#1 gets on the phone and is watching the some of the footage and is waiting for his old friend to answer the phone. Old Man#2 answers the phone. And they get talking about how each other are doing and then Old Man#1 tells Old Man#2 what he is doing and the help he needed him to do. 

Old Man#2 tells him it would take afew days to so many posters made he been busy running posters for everyone recently. Then he ask Old Man#1  what did he want it to say.

Old man#1 back at his place is watching his footage that his helpers had edited and showing so he can make the call what goes and what gets rejected. He watching the footage and trying to talk to his old pal Old Man#2 at the same time. He goes to say "I want it to say (he looks up at his one helper about something and answers the helper real fast) Reject Him (then gets back to his reiend what he was going to say) "Re-Elect Him for *the job* on it" Old Man#2 rubbing his other ear when his old friend said that didn't hear it to well. 

Old Man#2 okayed his bud, and told him he would have the posters ran off within afew days and he or one of his helpers could swing by and pick them up if they wanted to. 
Well with Old Man#1 running out of time on things he decided to when the posters was done just to start hanging them out there for people to see. Well it took longer then they thought as Old Man#2 had afew machines go on him so it set him back on things well Old Man#1 had his video footage out and about and people was seeing it. Old man#1 gets a call from him buddy Old Man#2 one late evening saying the posters was done and they could get them at anytime. So Old Man#1 and his helpers all get in there  cars and go and get the posters, now they are press for time and it's dark out. Old Man#1 told #2 he was coming right over so #2 knew. They get the posters loaded and not even looking at them as it's dark out and there all press for time and time they didn't have so they had to get the posters out there and posted right then. 

They get all the posters spreaded around that night in the dark and didn't have any left over at all to take back to the office with them. Well days goes by and Old man#1 can't figure out why people is confuse about his footage and the posters that are up. When the last guy ran even he didn't have this much grif over the stuff. 

Well after Election was done and Old Man#1 lost again.. he ask why did he loose for because he did everytrhing the other guy did before and yet he Old Man#1 lost. It was then one of the helpers decided to take a look at one of the posters to see, after looking at one there eyes about jumped out. They took the poster to Old  Man#1 to see. 

When the helper showed Old Man#1 what the poster had said, Old Man#1 looking with a comical look on his face upwards. The poster said "Re-ject Old Man#1 for *job part here*"