Guy Meets a Hooker on the Boardwalk

[Old Moparz]

A guy's walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and he runs into a hooker. He says, "How much?"

She says "Twenty bucks."

He says, "All right."

They climb down under the boardwalk, and they go at it. The next night, he runs into the same hooker, they go under the boardwalk, only this time while their doing it, she blasts two incredible farts. When they get done, he hands her twenty-five dollars. She says, "What's the extra five?"

He says, "That's for blowing the sand off my balls."

[nh_mopar_fan]

then what happened? 

[Old Moparz]

Then he took the hooker back to her place & dropped her off & went to Fenway Park.

[nh_mopar_fan]

He better not wear his Yankme cap in there.