Merry Mopar Xmas

[69bananabeast]

T'was the night before Christmas, and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Dodge, haha, he has no blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Dodge erupts in violent clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four tiny VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead, I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear my RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big MOPAR gaining,
All I can do is keep my four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver lifts, just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow, it will be a better night.

[70charginglizard]

Thats is Great!

Silly little ricers....ha ha

[41husk]

I need to copy that for some of my ricer students