Woman Finds Gorilla in Her Tree

[Old Moparz]

A woman woke up one morning to find a ferocious-looking gorilla in a tree on her African plantation. She quickly phoned the local game warden, who arrived minutes later. In one hand he held a shotgun, and in the other the leash of a fierce Doberman Pinscher. As they walked to the tree, the warden explained, "What's going to happen is that I go up the tree, throw the gorilla out, and the dog clamps his teeth on the gorilla's balls."

The woman nodded and was surprised when he handed her the gun. "You know how to use this?" he asked.

"I do," she said, "but what's it for?"

The warden replied, "Well ..... sometimes the gorillas are pretty tough and throw me out of the tree. If that happens, I want you to do one thing."

"Shoot the gorilla?"  she asked.

"No," he answered, "shoot the dog."

[chargerman67]