Salesman

[Darkman]

A young lad applied for a job as a salesman in a huge department store and got it. He met with the manager at the start of his first shift. The manager took him aside and told him the best way to learn was if he was to spend time with his best salesman to watch and learn.

The young lad meets with the salesman and the saleman said, "what you need to know is that a person can be sold anything if pushed in the right direction." Just then a customer walks in and the saleman say "watch this and make notes; Good day Sir! What may I help you with?" The customer replies, "I'm going fishing and I need a packet of small hooks." "OK" says the salesman, "So you'll need a packet of medium hooks too." "What do I need that for?" "Well, I assume you will also fish for larger fish while you are out, so you'll need the medium hooks." "True" said the customer. "So a pack small hooks, a packet of medium hooks and a rod and reel." "Hang on, why would I need a rod and reel?" "Well since you don't have medium hooks, I figure your rod and reel won't handle the larger fish!" "Never thought of that," said the customer. "So a pack of small hooks, a pack of medium hooks, a rod and reel and a boat" lists the salesman. "Hang on there a darn minute, all I wanted was a small pack of hooks and now you are selling me a boat?" "Well" said the salesman, "with all the larger fish you are catching, you're going to need to get around from one spot to the other and carry all the fish too!" "Oh yes, I'll get a boat too" said the customer. Meanwhile the young salesman is feverishly writing down his notes. "See son, that is how you make a sale! I have to go upstairs and complete the paper work so the next customer is yours!"
All excited, the next customer walks in and the young salesman walks up to him and says "Good day Sir! What may I help you with?" The customer replies, "I need a box of tampons for my wife." Shocked and stunned the salesman tried to think of what else to sell, he pulls his notepad out and flicks through his notes. After a slight pause, he replies "OK so a box of tampons and a boat!" "What on earth would I need a boat for?" replies the customer. "Well, since your weekend is stuffed, you may as well go fishing!"

[chargerman67]

 

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[69rtse4spd]

 , How true, but first he better get the permission form signed.