Honeymooners

[nh_mopar_fan]

My alltime favorite joke:

This couple goes on their honeymoon to the Poconos.

The first morning, the husband gets up at 5am and goes fishing. He gets back to the hotel at 7 that night.

The second monring, the husband again leaves at 5am to go fishing and gets back at 7 that night.

This goes on for 4 days and the hotel manager has taken notice that he's been out every day, all day fishing by himself.

On the 5th evening, he stops the husband when he returns.

Mgr: Excuse me, but aren't you a newlywed?

Husband: Why yes, I am.

Mgr: Well, the reason I ask is because I've seen you leave alone at 5am every morning and not get back until after dark. That's kind of odd since we find that most newlyweds tend to spend a lot of time in their room.

Husband: Oh, well, my wife has AIDS.

MGR: Oh, I am so sorry. But, there are other ways that she can satisfy you.

Husband: Well, she has really bad canker sores.

Mgr: That's terrible. I don't mean to be forward but, well, she can use her hand...

Husband: Well, she's also got really bad arthritis.

Mgr: My word. I don't mean to be rude but why in the world did you marry her?!


Husband: Well, she's got worms too and you know how I like to fish.

[Silver R/T]

gross

[Charger_Fan]

I wonder if she has a flat head too?

[SeattleCharger]

  That is sick, that is your all time favorite joke?