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Started by waroc, April 27, 2010, 03:35:59 PM

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waroc

April 27, 2010, 03:35:59 PM
 :METAL: the most common sexual position in today's married couple life style is known as "DOGGY STYLE "...........









wait for it............. :nutkick:







the husband sits and begs, and the wife rolls over and plays dead !  :punkrocka:
M a s s i v e l y  O v e r  P o w e r e d  A n d  R e s p e c t e d

69rtse4spd

#1
April 27, 2010, 09:23:51 PM
How true. :smilielol:.

Al

#2
May 07, 2010, 04:41:24 AM
 :icon_smile_big:
1968 Dodge Charger, 383, UU1

elacruze

#3
May 07, 2010, 09:44:31 AM
Dood,

Have you ever contributed anything meaningful to this forum? Have you ever posted anything remotely related to an automobile?
Hey it's an open forum, and I'm sure some people think your stuff is funny (I don't) but I get annoyed having to go around your topics all the time.

Maybe I'm grumpy today.
1968 505" EFI 4-speed
1968 D200 Camper Special, 318/2bbl/4spd/4.10
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Torque converters are for construction equipment.

ZSmithersCharges

#4
May 07, 2010, 09:48:57 AM
Quote from: elacruze on May 07, 2010, 09:44:31 AM
Dood,

Have you ever contributed anything meaningful to this forum? Have you ever posted anything remotely related to an automobile?
Hey it's an open forum, and I'm sure some people think your stuff is funny (I don't) but I get annoyed having to go around your topics all the time.

Maybe I'm grumpy today.

It's a joke buddy lighten up!  Unless your being sarcastic, then the jokes on me!  :lol:

As for contributions I think humor can be counted! It lightens the mood and helps you get back on your feet when your down!  I sure use a lot exclamation marks!

elacruze

#5
May 07, 2010, 10:01:14 AM
Ok, I'm light I'm light. I'm a Beacon!

My bad, forget it. Just a tough day.
1968 505" EFI 4-speed
1968 D200 Camper Special, 318/2bbl/4spd/4.10
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Torque converters are for construction equipment.

ZSmithersCharges

#6
May 07, 2010, 10:11:02 AM
Quote from: elacruze on May 07, 2010, 10:01:14 AM
Ok, I'm light I'm light. I'm a Beacon!

My bad, forget it. Just a tough day.
We all have them!   :cheers: At least it's Friday!

flyinlow

#7
May 08, 2010, 12:51:44 AM
Whats a dood?

1970Moparmann

#8
May 08, 2010, 07:17:27 AM
My name is Mike and I'm a Moparholic!

waroc

#9
May 08, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
 :METAL: hi mr elacruze.... i'm sorry you're in a foul mood, but i could care less if you think my jokes are funny or not. i didn't ask you to read them... what i do in this forum or contribute is my business....dood.  oh i'm sorry, i must be in a foul mood today...  :shruggy:    have a nice day ! :punkrocka:       :moon:
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Musicman

#10
May 08, 2010, 10:39:18 AM
That was meant to be a joke :ahum:

I thought he was just stating the facts :smilielol: :lol:

waroc

#11
May 08, 2010, 11:04:01 AM
 :METAL: so now I"M coming off as the bad guy..... great........thanks  :punkrocka:
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1970Moparmann

#12
May 08, 2010, 01:49:35 PM
Quote from: waroc on May 08, 2010, 11:04:01 AM
:METAL: so now I"M coming off as the bad guy..... great........thanks  :punkrocka:

Keep it up, I need to laugh... :2thumbs:
My name is Mike and I'm a Moparholic!

Ghoste

#13
May 08, 2010, 03:10:27 PM
It's actually becoming better than the original joke.  :yesnod:

TK73

#14
May 09, 2010, 10:58:35 AM
Quote from: waroc on May 08, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
what i do in this forum or contribute is my business....dood. 

Actually what people do online or "contribute" becomes everybody's business.

Keep posting whatever you want, deal with however people respond...
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Jon Smith

#15
May 09, 2010, 11:22:07 AM
yeah...stop posting jokes in "the lighter side"  :RantExplode:

its for serious po faced discussion only






:icon_smile_big:

TK73

#16
May 09, 2010, 11:31:04 AM
On topic:

Liked the joke!!
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!
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